Voice Test

[biggreenragemonster]

-1-

[Bruce Banner turns into a giant green rage monster known as The Hulk when he gets angry, or so the rumors say. This interests you. Maybe you want to fight it. Maybe you want to kill it. Maybe you want to hire it. First thing's first, though: talk to Dr. Banner.]

You want to- What? You actually want to meet the Other Guy?

That's...ohhhh that's a really bad idea.

-2-

[Hulk smash.]

HRRAAAAAHGG!!

-3-

[After -2-. That...sure was a lot of madness and destruction. And yelling.

Eventually something managed to take the Hulk down. Now Bruce is waking up.]

Uff. That was reasonably horrible.

-4-
[Or whatever other weird idea you have. Surprise me.

Just don't make me angry.]

Comments

3

[bloodynine]

Ain't the first time I've seen someone do that. It were the first time I've seen someone turn green when they do that, though.

-2-

[messerkampf]

Well Schiesse.

[Option one, use a throwing knife - that's likely to make him madder. Option two, run then cast spells, option three - just run.

He turns on his heel and starts bolting off, softly murmuring under his breath asking a rabbit spirit to grant him swiftness]

1

[the_night]

What I want is to study him. There's no way to puncture his skin enough to get a tissue sample, so I need the Hulk's willing compliance to get under a microscope.

[This is an even worse idea than fighting him, yes.]

3

[blue_flames]

[Earlier, Ike had wanted to have a match against the Hulk. Now, he's simply gazing over the damage dealt.]

...I can see why you said it was a bad idea to have a match.

[They hadn't actually fought, and Ike was still confident that he could at least hold his own (considering all the other foes he's fought), but damn.]