Voice Test

[biggreenragemonster]

-1-

[Bruce Banner turns into a giant green rage monster known as The Hulk when he gets angry, or so the rumors say. This interests you. Maybe you want to fight it. Maybe you want to kill it. Maybe you want to hire it. First thing's first, though: talk to Dr. Banner.]

You want to- What? You actually want to meet the Other Guy?

That's...ohhhh that's a really bad idea.

-2-

[Hulk smash.]

HRRAAAAAHGG!!

-3-

[After -2-. That...sure was a lot of madness and destruction. And yelling.

Eventually something managed to take the Hulk down. Now Bruce is waking up.]

Uff. That was reasonably horrible.

-4-
[Or whatever other weird idea you have. Surprise me.

Just don't make me angry.]

Comments

[biggreenragemonster]

I'd put the odds of that happening at around less than zero.

Assuming this thread is pre-AoU which I haven't seen yet

[the_night]

[And suddenly Batman is way up in Banner's face, lookin' scowly. Is there any reason the Hulk should be possible to intimidate? Maybe not, but if anyone can pull it off...

Incidentally, he's holding a newspaper, which he throws on the desk. The Daily Planet, in fact. The front page story, by one Clark Kent, is...]

A Lexcorp researcher was recently arrested on suspicion of human experimentation. Twelve abducted homeless people were exposed to high levels of gamma radiation--the results aren't pretty.

People are trying to duplicate your accident. This won't be the last time.

[So you'd really, really better think about how you can cooperate.]

[biggreenragemonster]

[Banner looked vaguely worried at suddenly having Batman in his grill, but if you were good enough at reading faces you might be able to tell that he was more worried about Batman than he was about himself.]

This won't be the last time someone tries it, or the first. I encourage you to help them if you can because they will probably die. Hell I'll even give you a blood sample myself if you really want me to.

But, the Other Guy isn't going to cooperate. That's not really what he does.

[the_night]

Your blood might help, or it might not. I need to understand exactly what changes in your cellular structure when you transform. It could lead to a cure. If someone manages to create more Hulks, that could be the only way to stop them.

[He's taking a step back now, and his voice softens slightly. He's sympathetic to Banner's circumstances, but he's not taking no for an answer.]

You've managed controlled transformations before, Dr. Banner. You saved Tony Stark's life. You must be able to gain enough control for this.