Voice Test

[biggreenragemonster]

-1-

[Bruce Banner turns into a giant green rage monster known as The Hulk when he gets angry, or so the rumors say. This interests you. Maybe you want to fight it. Maybe you want to kill it. Maybe you want to hire it. First thing's first, though: talk to Dr. Banner.]

You want to- What? You actually want to meet the Other Guy?

That's...ohhhh that's a really bad idea.

-2-

[Hulk smash.]

HRRAAAAAHGG!!

-3-

[After -2-. That...sure was a lot of madness and destruction. And yelling.

Eventually something managed to take the Hulk down. Now Bruce is waking up.]

Uff. That was reasonably horrible.

-4-
[Or whatever other weird idea you have. Surprise me.

Just don't make me angry.]

Comments

-2-

[messerkampf]

Well Schiesse.

[Option one, use a throwing knife - that's likely to make him madder. Option two, run then cast spells, option three - just run.

He turns on his heel and starts bolting off, softly murmuring under his breath asking a rabbit spirit to grant him swiftness]

[biggreenragemonster]

[The Hulk noticed Dietrich running and, since the whole situation could be interpreted as being his fault, decided that was more than enough reason for it to give chase while roaring.]

[messerkampf]

[There's not enough ways to say shit in the world to convey the Shaman's full feelings on the matter.

He wished that Eiger was somewhere ready to pump this guy with enough tranquilizers to knock out a bear, but nope. It's just him. He turns to an alleyway - suicidal and leaps onto a fire escape, climbing up - maybe he can tire the big guy out.

Yeah, and maybe he can sing without the aid of a bucket]

[biggreenragemonster]

[The Hulk followed him into the alley, briefly slowed down by the fact that he was slightly too wide to fit. Leaving a trail of shattered bricks as his shoulders ripped up the walls, he made a furious lunge that almost caught Dietrich's foot as he scrambled upwards.

Damn, If he couldn't reach the tiny, puny mage, the next step was to just rip the whole fire escape off the side of the building.]