Voice Test

[biggreenragemonster]

-1-

[Bruce Banner turns into a giant green rage monster known as The Hulk when he gets angry, or so the rumors say. This interests you. Maybe you want to fight it. Maybe you want to kill it. Maybe you want to hire it. First thing's first, though: talk to Dr. Banner.]

You want to- What? You actually want to meet the Other Guy?

That's...ohhhh that's a really bad idea.

-2-

[Hulk smash.]

HRRAAAAAHGG!!

-3-

[After -2-. That...sure was a lot of madness and destruction. And yelling.

Eventually something managed to take the Hulk down. Now Bruce is waking up.]

Uff. That was reasonably horrible.

-4-
[Or whatever other weird idea you have. Surprise me.

Just don't make me angry.]

Comments

[biggreenragemonster]

I hope not. I don't think the world could take too many people like that guy.

[bloodynine]

He's not as bad as the bloody nine. I don't think the green man wants to do wrong. I think he still cares.

[biggreenragemonster]

There are occasionally brief moments of lucidity. Most of the time, though...

[Not all the Hulk's rampages have been casualty free. Something Banner doesn't really like to dwell on too much.]

Who's the bloody nine?

[bloodynine]

Someone y'don't want to meet. [ Logen shifts his weight, his smelly old coat giving him a disreputable appearance. And so does his ripe smell. He's got a trash fire going in a large 50 gallon drum nearbye ]

Hungry?

[biggreenragemonster]

[Bruce climbed out of the pile of debris.]

Like you wouldn't believe.

[bloodynine]

[ Logen hands bruce a rather questionable-looking sandwich, and begins eating one of his own, grunting. ]

So how common is that?