Voice Test

[biggreenragemonster]

-1-

[Bruce Banner turns into a giant green rage monster known as The Hulk when he gets angry, or so the rumors say. This interests you. Maybe you want to fight it. Maybe you want to kill it. Maybe you want to hire it. First thing's first, though: talk to Dr. Banner.]

You want to- What? You actually want to meet the Other Guy?

That's...ohhhh that's a really bad idea.

-2-

[Hulk smash.]

HRRAAAAAHGG!!

-3-

[After -2-. That...sure was a lot of madness and destruction. And yelling.

Eventually something managed to take the Hulk down. Now Bruce is waking up.]

Uff. That was reasonably horrible.

-4-
[Or whatever other weird idea you have. Surprise me.

Just don't make me angry.]

Comments

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[blue_flames]

[Earlier, Ike had wanted to have a match against the Hulk. Now, he's simply gazing over the damage dealt.]

...I can see why you said it was a bad idea to have a match.

[They hadn't actually fought, and Ike was still confident that he could at least hold his own (considering all the other foes he's fought), but damn.]

[biggreenragemonster]

[Why does no one ever BELIEVE him?]

"Bad" doesn't begin to cover it.

[blue_flames]

More for the surroundings than for me, at least. I've got plenty of faith in my own ability -- I just wouldn't want any civilians getting caught in the crossfire.

[biggreenragemonster]

He also doesn't understand the idea of "practice".

Or no, it might be better to say he doesn't care about it.