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overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm
ordainedbarkeep) wrote in overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm
Never Ever (open RP post)
This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.
At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.
The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.
A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:
STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)
No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.
IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.
The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.
A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)
No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.
IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
Pregame nonsense
Iren Suto | Original | OTA
Never have I ever driven an automobile.
[Iren is wearing: Blouse, skirt, petticoat, earrings, corset, drawers, slippers.]
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[He's going to start with his hair-tie, at least he can be cheap about it too.]
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Not often.
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*Hyun-ae | Analogue: A Hate Story/Hate+ | OTA
[ Schoolgirl outfit. It's cosplay. ]
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[And she takes her earrings off. Start small.]
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Re: *Hyun-ae | Analogue: A Hate Story/Hate+ | OTA
Lived near enough to it that it was a problem. They had to build floodgates.
My go?
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god i know how this game works i swear
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Fujiwara no Mokou | Touhou Project | OTA
Never have I ever... used a smartphone. Is that what they're called?
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[Deedee removes her earrings and sets them on the table.]
More convenient than those things. My question, then?
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Joon Yorigami | Touhou Project | OTA
Here's a start: Never have I ever donated to charity.
[ Centuries old but looks 20ish. Dressed poorly. ]
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[Slippers: gone.]
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Never have I ever died.
[Deedee’s wearing: beads, her Sendjewel, sandals, socks, a robe, belt, arm wraps, shirt, skirt, bra, drawers.]
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[ *Hyun-ae takes off her shoes. She probably counts, right? ]
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Jun Gungjeon | original | ota (m/f if you wanna get smutty)
[Jun is wearing: fancy jacket, fashionable button up shirt, undershirt, designer blue jeans, belt, ironic heart pattern boxers, socks.]
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What in Creation is a pop tart?
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Anyway, never have I ever been swimming. Like, for fun, I'm not counting getting dumped in the ocean.
[Anand is wearing: Shoes (rather chunky boots), socks, casual pants, a belt with a large number of pockets built into it, panties, a choker, a tank top, and a sports bra. She's also sporting a rather large pair of raven wings growing out of her shoulder blades which is why the last two might be coming off last. It's a bit of a process.]
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[After considering her options for a moment, Iren took off her skirt. She had a petticoat on under it, so by modern standards she was still perfectly decent.]
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Bai Lin | original | ota
[Because it's not a party until Lin gets here!
Lin is wearing: martial artist robes, button up shirt, belt, pants, sports bra, panties.]
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[Now is the time to remove socks. And carefully tuck them into her boots because if you could see the future, you would save yourself a minute of searching for them later too.]
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AIOS | OC
[who invited this smug asshole.]
Never have I ever bled.
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[But she spends a lot of time cooking, and that comes with inevitable knife mishaps. After a moment's consideration, she takes off her blouse. She's still technically decent, but it's getting down to the wire here.
Rather than a modern bra, she has on a corset. NOT one of the ones that damages your lungs to give you a ten inch waist.]
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Never have I ever seen snow.
[She's wearing her usual absurdly skimpy outfit, with just a couple long strips of cloth wrapped over the 'essentials'.]
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I once visited a land in the middle of an ice age. Nothing but snow and ice and wind for as far as the eye can see.
It's overrated, if you ask me.
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Maomao | Apothecary Diaries | OTA Gen, F/F for more than gen
Ahem.
Never have I ever... successfully had food or drink with buckwheat.
[ If you're not sure if your character has eaten buckwheat before: It's pretty common in Asian countries, and it's used for gluten-free flour in modern times as well. Also used to make shōchū.
As for Maomao's outfit - hanfu, inner shirt, skirt, shoes, hair ribbon, underwear, and for some reason bandages around one arm. ]
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I win either way, but...
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Calhir | OC
[ Flying is more fun. ]
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Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA
Even if I didn't know about it for most of the time.
[Not that it really matters since he lost, but he had his hair tie, top, shoes, sock, bottoms and boxers.]
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Azra | OC | OTA Gen, F/F for more than gen
So enter a catgirl! Except this catgirl has a gnarly axe, is fairly well muscled, and has some nasty scars - most notably, one down her entire face. ]
Never have I ever... been able to go more than a couple months without having to kill a person, since I was old enough to.
[ It's a bit of a double negative, but she's pretty sure it's within the rules! As she learned them from Momo. Though Momo's version didn't have people taking off clothes... Well, whatever.
As for her own clothes; cape, shirt, chest bindings, pants, underwear, boots, socks, gloves, and axe. The axe counts. ]
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And here's where I fell asleep last night.Oh, catgirls look cooler in real life than in anime, apparently.Karen is vaguely in Some Kind Of State but one way or another she's already to the point of taking sexy orders, which is a mood that kind of conflicts with the subject matter at hand, but there it is regardless.]
Before I forfeit, is it all right if I ask how old is "old enough?"
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Karen Minazuki 🕒 Power of Hope ~Precure Full Bloom~ 🦋 f/f sex ota other
Never have I ever gotten less than 90 percent on a test.
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This is all Jinshi's fault. He made her take that dumb court lady exam.
But still, the rules were rules. Maomao was already down to nothing but underwear and an arm bandage.
She takes off the underwear first, blushing highly as she does so. At least she's not the only one naked here - though that does bring up a whole other issue, which is that Maomao must be particularly unattractive next to this woman.
Well. Maybe that would draw the eyes from her. ]
How often do you take tests that this is an accomplishment?
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