ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
virtualsystem: (11)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I look beautiful, incredible, and gorgeous, yes. Flawless and perfect. The exact pinnacle of human beauty.
wingdoovers: (need my cuppa first)

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-24 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I was thinking something more like 'soft'. 'Squishy', even.
virtualsystem: (41)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's how I designed this body, yeah.
wingdoovers: (the vibes are lacking)

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-24 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
You... made your own body? Like a sculpture?
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
... You know what? If that's the most recent example you can come up with, sure, let's go with that.
wingdoovers: (Default)

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-24 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Look, you know what doesn't bleed? Rocks. Makes perfect sense. Perfect. ]

That...

[ Is blowing this man's mind a little. Sure would make the place he grew up completely obsolete, and for a recent exile that stirs both rejection and interest. ]

Would make things. Different.

Still. No accounting for taste.
virtualsystem: (1)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean by that? I took in all the data of human beauty standards, and then took my own taste on it. I am mathematically flawless, the most beautiful being to ever exist.

[She's full of pride, too.]
wingdoovers: (cawwwww)

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-24 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're all the things that are appealing about humans, but humans don't have everything.

[ Like beautiful plumage. ]
virtualsystem: (1)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's better than having extra bits, anyway.