ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
actuallycuring: (shocked of not being chosen)

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Karen takes off her... oh, she's out of clothes already.]

Oh, it looks like you get to give me an order.
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
What- I'm not complaining, but already? How did you run out so quickly?!
actuallycuring: ("water nothingness moon lovely")

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure. I think a lot of people just had the same idea.

["Let's target the early 21st century Earth humans."]
virtualsystem: (26)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Did you just arrive in a monokini or something?

[look, those are easy to target. for some reason. wild.]
actuallycuring: (pic#17062141)

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
What? No, I was dressed normally!

[She was wearing six things! That's more than the stated limit on the other version of this meme, which she doesn't actually know about but shh!]
virtualsystem: (41)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Hm... Well, let's fix that!

[AIOS waves a hand, and some... well, it's basically a string. That appears in front of Karen.]

Wear this until the next time you have to take it off. But if anyone asks, you have to tell them it was yours and your idea, that you wanted to wear it.
actuallycuring: (pic#17062144)

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
...all right.

[Karen takes it and... kind of stares at it for a while, not entirely sure she's guessing correctly about which parts of this go where. Why does nobody invent practical sexy barely-outfits?]
virtualsystem: (41)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be watching!

[i mean she could give you one but then it wouldn't be a good forfeit.]