ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
preventedmurder: (say caw one more time)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Your world's probably better off that way. I touched that Layer to the degree he had for a split second, and that was just to undo all his control over it. I wouldn't want myself or anyone else to hold on to that kind of power...but I guess if you're born to it, you're not going to go mad with it, right?
virtualsystem: (66)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I should hope not, since I still have all that information.
preventedmurder: (saturday night is looking great)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you ever do decide to go mad with power, I'll feel a little bit better being oppressed by a program girl with a killer figure than some old guy, I guess.
virtualsystem: (11)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right you will. I incorporated all the data on beauty standards to make this body, you know!
preventedmurder: (saturday night is looking great)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I think you might have included the data on cup size twice. Not that I'm complaining.
virtualsystem: (3)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
That one was personal taste. I liked the softer, curvier look, so I exaggerated it.
preventedmurder: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's good taste besides being nice to look at.

Your body being a form of self-expression is...huh. That's kind of an ideal though, isn't it? Humans and such are all starting from a baseline of genes instead of just picking what we like.
virtualsystem: (3)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I assumed biomod tech is why you looked like that.
preventedmurder: (serious)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, the wings? Nope, all natural. And my best feature, if I say so myself.

We can definitely make a lot of changes to our bodies, but adding whole new limbs or anything like that isn't really doable where I'm from, and even if it was, it'd probably be an ordeal of years for that kind of change. I'm just what's called a faunus, which...it's kind of hard to explain without millennia of social context, but we're a little different from humans without being like, a biologically different species.
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, but those wings, other than in terms of scale and location, match the composition of corvus corax. And that's still just human?
preventedmurder: (what)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, I'd like to tell you exactly how that's possible, but I forgot to ask the closest thing my world had to a god about it before we killed him, so I'm just gonna do what generations before me did and roll with it.

But like, human enough I know people with one human parent and one faunus parent, anyway.
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
.... Well, whatever. I'll analyze your DNA another time.
preventedmurder: (saturday night is looking great)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Good call, I'm just here to look tonight~
virtualsystem: (11)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you'll all have to try much harder if you want to see the most beautiful being ever!