CALL ME OUT II: REVENGE OF THE STUPID BULLSH*T

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Marisa

[fightforhonorandnopay]

[Another day of polishing armor, working on strange devices and baking bickies for his master, all in all a Squire's job is never done, he left the door open as so he could easily drop everything and run when that bell rings]

[not_good_not_wicked]

[Good thing the door was already open. It saved Flicker the surprise of having it flung open loudly and without warning. This way, someone can just walk in and start talking. MUCH less surprising.]

Hey there! Whatcha up to today?

[Oh.

It's HER again.]

[fightforhonorandnopay]

I'm just baking bickies - biscuits and... Oh No! What are you doing here again? Hadn't we had ENOUGH magical mayhem last week?

[He puts his oven mitted claws on his hips, looking rather cross. Oh well, least he didn't have to quickly repair the door again]

[not_good_not_wicked]

You're blowing that out of proportion. No one was hurt. Badly.

[fightforhonorandnopay]

Sir Blaze was rather upset about what happened to his shubbery.

[Please don't notice his invention table, please don't notice the invention table]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Well, uh. Okay I guess that you could argue that I was involved in that. But whatever, plants grow back, right? No harm done in the long term.

[Wandering over the the invention table.]

So whatcha working on?

[fightforhonorandnopay]

[Oh no]

A switch-armory sword, something that wouldn't be useful to a witch whatsoever.

[not_good_not_wicked]

[She tries a few swings with the sword.]

What's it do? Other than cut things I mean.

[fightforhonorandnopay]

[Oh darn it, his giddiness over his toys is winning out over common sense]

You see how thin the blade is? It's because I had to make it narrow in order to fit in the other armaments a Knight needs. The top most button unleashes a grappling hook, and pressing it again would retract it so that the knight can effortlessly scale the wall! It's also equipped with a mini-catapult, a compass since we're not allowed to have maps, a hammer, a corkscrew for stubborn flasks, and a can opener!

[not_good_not_wicked]

[Listening to this, Marisa reached for the top button and fired the grappling hook right over Flicker's shoulder and into the wall.]

...Whups. Looks like it works.

Keine

[immortal_smoke]

[On your latest visit to the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, you discover that your friend Mokou has been MURDERED!

What do you do?]

[wereteacher]

[Huff indignantly.]

Honestly Mokou, I just fixed that shirt for you last week.

[immortal_smoke]

[Up rises the former corpse.]

What... oh, it's just you.

Did you see who killed me?

[wereteacher]

It was that princess from the house of eternity, probably. I saw her going the other direction and looking very pleased with herself.

[immortal_smoke]

Really? That's odd. Attacking secretly and then running away isn't her style. She'd want me to rub her victory in my face.

I wonder if there's something else going on.

[wereteacher]

Well, if you let it go for once, maybe this won't get completely out of hand.

Anyways, You were saying you had gotten some fresh peaches, so I was thinking we could try some baking with them.

[immortal_smoke]

I almost forgot about those, what with being gruesomely murdered. I've forgotten everything I know about cooking with peaches.

[wereteacher]

Fortunately for you, I was able to get my hand on a cookbook from the outside world from Rinnosuke.

So where do you keep your fruit?

[immortal_smoke]

They're right here--

[Mokou opens the cupboard, and freezes.]

...They were right here. I'm sure of it.

[wereteacher]

[Thinking back. Had Kaguya been carrying a bag with her?]

...Hmmm.

[Dare she tell Mokou?]

[immortal_smoke]

[She doesn't need to.]

Kaguya.

[wereteacher]

We don't...know it was Kaguya.

[immortal_smoke]

[It's already getting hotter in the room.]

Who else would sneak into my house, murder me, and steal my hard-earned fresh peaches, all in the same afternoon?

[wereteacher]

...Fairies?

[This is going to spiral out of control again.]

[immortal_smoke]

Well, it's been fun chatting with you, but I just remembered an appointment I have to keep with the House of Eternity tonight.

[wereteacher]

[sigh]

If we can talk Eirin into getting them back, do you think you can refrain from burning down half the forest?

[immortal_smoke]

We destroyed all the flammable objects around the house last time, so I think it should be fine.

War Mage

[storming_heaven]

[After taking the heads off of three swamp trolls in rapid succession, Garrus pulls back from his rifle scope looking incredulous.]

Seriously? This is a whole job you can do? I don't even think the poor stupid things realize we're shooting at them. I almost feel guilty.

[these_orcs_must]

[The war mage is standing next to Garrus on a balcony overlooking the corridor of death the oncoming horde must make it through.]

I know, right. It's basically the best job ever.

Ooh, don't miss this part. They're about to make it to the acid sprayers!

[storming_heaven]

[Garrus has to speak up to be heard over the splashing, boiling and screaming now.]

Oh, that's just sick. Extremely impressive! But sick.

[He snipes another couple of big ones, because hey, better safe than sorry.]

What do these things even do if we don't defend our position? Occupy the fort? From this display you wouldn't think they understand strategy well enough to bother capturing territory.

[these_orcs_must]

I know, it's hilarious!

[He points over at the rift somewhere behind them.]

If we just pack up and leave, they start running through the rift back to my world, where they run around and kill people.

So, it would be bad.

[storming_heaven]

I see...

[So the castle is just kind of like a mass relay, sort of. Garrus doesn't really get how this stuff works. Granted, nobody really gets actual mass relays either, so he decided a while ago against being the cynical asshole about the whole magic thing.]

Shit, it's those little suicide bomber ones. I can't get a good shot...