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[Garrus has to speak up to be heard over the splashing, boiling and screaming now.]
Oh, that's just sick. Extremely impressive! But sick.
[He snipes another couple of big ones, because hey, better safe than sorry.]
What do these things even do if we don't defend our position? Occupy the fort? From this display you wouldn't think they understand strategy well enough to bother capturing territory.
[So the castle is just kind of like a mass relay, sort of. Garrus doesn't really get how this stuff works. Granted, nobody really gets actual mass relays either, so he decided a while ago against being the cynical asshole about the whole magic thing.]
Shit, it's those little suicide bomber ones. I can't get a good shot...
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Oh, that's just sick. Extremely impressive! But sick.
[He snipes another couple of big ones, because hey, better safe than sorry.]
What do these things even do if we don't defend our position? Occupy the fort? From this display you wouldn't think they understand strategy well enough to bother capturing territory.
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[He points over at the rift somewhere behind them.]
If we just pack up and leave, they start running through the rift back to my world, where they run around and kill people.
So, it would be bad.
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[So the castle is just kind of like a mass relay, sort of. Garrus doesn't really get how this stuff works. Granted, nobody really gets actual mass relays either, so he decided a while ago against being the cynical asshole about the whole magic thing.]
Shit, it's those little suicide bomber ones. I can't get a good shot...