CALL ME OUT II: REVENGE OF THE STUPID BULLSH*T

[overbringer]

?the ?CALL ME OUT? meme?
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[wereteacher]

It was that princess from the house of eternity, probably. I saw her going the other direction and looking very pleased with herself.

[immortal_smoke]

Really? That's odd. Attacking secretly and then running away isn't her style. She'd want me to rub her victory in my face.

I wonder if there's something else going on.

[wereteacher]

Well, if you let it go for once, maybe this won't get completely out of hand.

Anyways, You were saying you had gotten some fresh peaches, so I was thinking we could try some baking with them.

[immortal_smoke]

I almost forgot about those, what with being gruesomely murdered. I've forgotten everything I know about cooking with peaches.

[wereteacher]

Fortunately for you, I was able to get my hand on a cookbook from the outside world from Rinnosuke.

So where do you keep your fruit?

[immortal_smoke]

They're right here--

[Mokou opens the cupboard, and freezes.]

...They were right here. I'm sure of it.

[wereteacher]

[Thinking back. Had Kaguya been carrying a bag with her?]

...Hmmm.

[Dare she tell Mokou?]

[immortal_smoke]

[She doesn't need to.]

Kaguya.

[wereteacher]

We don't...know it was Kaguya.

[immortal_smoke]

[It's already getting hotter in the room.]

Who else would sneak into my house, murder me, and steal my hard-earned fresh peaches, all in the same afternoon?

[wereteacher]

...Fairies?

[This is going to spiral out of control again.]

[immortal_smoke]

Well, it's been fun chatting with you, but I just remembered an appointment I have to keep with the House of Eternity tonight.

[wereteacher]

[sigh]

If we can talk Eirin into getting them back, do you think you can refrain from burning down half the forest?

[immortal_smoke]

We destroyed all the flammable objects around the house last time, so I think it should be fine.