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[anoceanofatma]

Texts From Last Night

You know what to do

Comments

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[phobophage]

I live to serve. I'll put my millennia of experience with such things to use just for you.

[Is she laying it on thick? She is.]

[salamandrill]

If you are quite certain a millennium is enough

[phobophage]

Multiple of them. But seriously, just lay it on me, and I'll give you only the best advice.

[salamandrill]

It's just that keeping track of how this woman actually feels about anyone is giving me whiplash

[phobophage]

Drop her like a bad habit. Seriously. I was going to troll you with ridiculous advice, but I think you need some real advice.

[salamandrill]

I think I am far too inexperienced to take this good advice, alas.

[phobophage]

I could scare her off for you. It'd be a real pleasure. Because I love scaring people.

[salamandrill]

I would threaten to hit you for that but she would be very difficult to frighten off.

[phobophage]

I have millennia of experience in terrifying people, but it seems you don't want this sort of help anyways. A shame.

[salamandrill]

I would have preferred conversational advice.

Also: I might not really be that much better than her.

[phobophage]

Okay, I'm bored so conversational advice I'll give. Give me a while, though, I'm gonna make the shadows around this dude look really threatening. It should be a riot.

[salamandrill]

That does sound delightful! I'm a bit jealous.