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1: Why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
2: You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
3: Why do they even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila adverts? Has anything responsible ever come from tequila? No. Never.
4: are you inviting me to ice cream?
5: [Or text him!]

1: dude. I can hear the air.
2: you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
3: He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
4: Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
5: [Or text her!]

1: I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
2: According to my bank account I spent one yen some where
3: I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order in which they would die in the food chain.
4: He hit me with his bagpipe
5: [Or text her!]

1) Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.

2) I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on.

3) You were silly, high, and chewing on things.

4) And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...

5) I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.

6) Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??

7) [text him! misfires welcome]

ghydweslkop wsadsgrtdwertf

[listen, she's got giant claws and also very little literacy, this is the best you're getting]

1) Who goes to church hungover?

2) The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"

3) There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to St. Gradius.

4) Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.

1. just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
2. this is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
3. you said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
4. this is a drunk text message: I am so glad that we are friends. tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. we both love dogs. flower.
5. [Text her.]

1: A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
2: Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
3: God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
4: I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
5: [Or text him!]

1.) Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
2.) He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
3.) We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
4.) Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???

1: I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
2: you asked me how to turn on the ladder
3: ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
4: So here I am, sexting at work.
5: [Or text her!]

oh good, I'm glad they came out well. I'd never made a human form before. :)

Okay not god but my point still stands. They are a work of art and need to be appreciated by as many people as possible. This isn't me hitting on you this is actually my opinion.

Okay it isn't JUST me hitting on you.

Cruel but I cant argue that you're wrong

Edited 2019-01-25 04:09 (UTC)

oh that's all right, you know I value your opinion.

I don't think I can show them to everyone, though. humans seem to get VERY upset if I'm not wearing clothes.