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overbox2015-03-02 01:06 pm
hatesdrdinosaur) wrote in overbox2015-03-02 01:06 pm
General voice test
-1-
[Congratulations, smart person. Your application to work at the Tesladyne institute has been processed. All that remains is the interview with the institute's founder, the intelligent robot known as Atomic Robo. Robo is by far the most unusual thing in the office, which is otherwise utterly mundane. You've never seen a robot wearing a t-shirt.]
Glad you could make it, take a seat.
-2-
[Downtown is being trashed by a sixty foot tarantula that is spitting green fireballs]
I can think of five reasons why that can't possibly exist off the top of my head.
[Despite the physical impossibility of it, it just ate a mail-man. Robo slumps his shoulders.]
There are guns in the truck.
-3-
[You're both on the way to a mission in the depths of the Amazon Rain Forest, on a helicopter. Robo takes you aside at one point on the trip.]
Listen, we're going to be going into enemy territory for this one, so you'll need to be prepared.
[As you contemplate how you THOUGHT you were going to check out some vine covered ruins that had risen out of the ground mysteriously, Robo leads you to a large crate in the back labeled "Bug repellent". He flips the latch and the top pops open to reveal that the crate is full of guns.]
[Congratulations, smart person. Your application to work at the Tesladyne institute has been processed. All that remains is the interview with the institute's founder, the intelligent robot known as Atomic Robo. Robo is by far the most unusual thing in the office, which is otherwise utterly mundane. You've never seen a robot wearing a t-shirt.]
Glad you could make it, take a seat.
-2-
[Downtown is being trashed by a sixty foot tarantula that is spitting green fireballs]
I can think of five reasons why that can't possibly exist off the top of my head.
[Despite the physical impossibility of it, it just ate a mail-man. Robo slumps his shoulders.]
There are guns in the truck.
-3-
[You're both on the way to a mission in the depths of the Amazon Rain Forest, on a helicopter. Robo takes you aside at one point on the trip.]
Listen, we're going to be going into enemy territory for this one, so you'll need to be prepared.
[As you contemplate how you THOUGHT you were going to check out some vine covered ruins that had risen out of the ground mysteriously, Robo leads you to a large crate in the back labeled "Bug repellent". He flips the latch and the top pops open to reveal that the crate is full of guns.]
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[Jacqli suddenly drops her shot and takes a potshot at the tip of the abdomen, hitting shell instead of delicate organs she was aiming for. Or at least she would have if the giant tarantula hadn't lifted it's rear at just the right moment to take that in the highly delicate web spinning organs.
Spider silk literally explodes everywhere when the spinnerets rupture, as the creature screams in pain and spits fireballs at everything. And the gun does not explode, thankfully.]
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Then, Robo bounced and landed in a heap on the street.]
Ow.