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Texts From Last Night

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Comments

Terry | Original

[terrytheterrible]

1: A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
2: Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
3: God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
4: I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
5: [Or text him!]

3.

[motherlypondness]

oh good, I'm glad they came out well. I'd never made a human form before. :)

[terrytheterrible]

Okay not god but my point still stands. They are a work of art and need to be appreciated by as many people as possible. This isn't me hitting on you this is actually my opinion.

Okay it isn't JUST me hitting on you.

[motherlypondness]

oh that's all right, you know I value your opinion.

I don't think I can show them to everyone, though. humans seem to get VERY upset if I'm not wearing clothes.

[terrytheterrible]

Honestly elves do too, more's the pity.

[motherlypondness]

nobody's complained about my not wearing shoes yet, though. so those are probably optional.

[terrytheterrible]

For the kinds of dives we usually frequent, no shoes is fine.

[motherlypondness]

oh, are there places where I have to have shoes? my, so many rules...

it's amazing how much I'm learning about people, these days.

[terrytheterrible]

It's really not that complicated. If you're not sure, just think about how much money the people present have. The more money they have the more layers of clothes you will probably be expected to wear.

[motherlypondness]

ah, what a clever way to remember.

layers aren't bad, I suppose. but I think my favorite clothes are the swishy ones, like my shawl. they remind me of my currents, they way they drape and ripple. it's nice.

[terrytheterrible]

Unless you're at Lord Fauntleroy's estate. The man is a famous nudist, and you need not resort to any layers at all, should you so desire.

Context is important to consider.

[motherlypondness]

i see...

do you think I'd still be allowed the shawl, if I wore that and nothing else?

[She likes the shawl, okay. It's comfy for her.]

[terrytheterrible]

On the off chance that we visit Lord Fauntleroy, yes you can wear a shawl. The nudity is optional, is my understanding.

[motherlypondness]

nudity is always an option. it's just sometimes the option that gets you arrested.

[Give her credit, Lutea is learning very quickly.]

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[sixtrillionyears]

[assuming lutea has helped her turn on speech to text by now.]

God gave them to me as part of a curse.

[terrytheterrible]

That's a hell of a way to curse someone.

[sixtrillionyears]

As were the claws.

[terrytheterrible]

Sometimes I wish I had claws. Useful things.