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[anoceanofatma]

Texts From Last Night

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Bai Lin | OC

[fistsofchange]

1: dude. I can hear the air.
2: you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
3: He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
4: Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
5: [Or text her!]

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[lightnovelexperiences]

You can't resist the call to Touch Fluffy Tail and you know it <3

[fistsofchange]

It is very fluffy, I will grant you that. I didn't show up to do the deed though, if you recall.

[lightnovelexperiences]

Just as well. Probably more fun sober anyway!

[fistsofchange]

I was distract-

[Wait what did she just say? This is more important than bragging about getting laid last night. Delete delete delete.]

I wasn't sure that you'd still want to while sober.

[lightnovelexperiences]

If I got drunk to ask, it's cause sober me needed a Potion of Remove Filters, you know?

Look, you're ripped and valiant and I can make innuendo about comparing techniques. I'm surprised it took me this long to ask!

[On the other side of the screen she's gone thermonuclear, but Lin doesn't need to know that.]

[fistsofchange]

Well.

[Lin has never pretended to be anything other than horny, and that is paying off right now. She's only a LITTLE bit red faced.]

If you need me to come over there and leave you unable to walk straight for the next week, all you need to do is ask.