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[anoceanofatma]

Texts From Last Night

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Osomatsu Matsuno || Osomatsu-san || ota

[relieable]

1) i would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep

2) just saw a man jogging. for recreation. at 3am. who's he training to be, batman?

3) i walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... consequences"

4) there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum

5) the bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inauguration service for the new one

6) i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

7) [text him! misfires welcome]

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[ironicoolly]

yeah well join the club
this is like
the third straight night a fucking nightmares popped up out of nowhere
guess we shouldve wished our bodies no longer needed sleep huh

[relieable]

yeah man
actually that wish sounds way better than the lame one i made
i wanna make a new wish!

[ironicoolly]

man i dont even wanna REMEMBER what i wished for
talk about a goddamn waste of a miracle
anyway whatd you wish for

[relieable]

uh
it was stupid
youd be better off not knowing

[ironicoolly]

huh
you know what
ill take your word for it
mostly because thats how i feel about my wish too
you know im starting to think kyuubey takes people from when theyre at their stupidest and easiest to trick into this gig

[relieable]

[hm]

thats
probably what happened with me
i didnt think about it before now but
i was at my lowest point when he found me
that bastard