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overbox2014-09-24 09:29 pm
justthehardway) wrote in overbox2014-09-24 09:29 pm
General voice test
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[At the front desk. The following is delivered in a monotone]
Hello and welcome to the Piltover Police Department. Sheriff Caitlyn is out right now on business and has left me to hold down the fort and not cause any trouble. How can I help you today?
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[Vi just got a long dressing down from the chief of police (or some other authority feature) for the excessive property damage she tends to cause while in pursuit of wrong doers. Vi's response:]
Oh hey, hang on a tic I just added an upgrade that is perfect for this situation.
[She pushes a button on the right powerfist, then extends her middle finger in authority's general direction. After a few seconds, the finger starts shooting fireworks.]
-3-
[Hot pursuit! You broke the law, and now Vi has you cornered, at least for a few seconds.]
Is this the part where you resist arrest? PLEASE tell me it's the part where you resist arrest. That's my favorite part!
[At the front desk. The following is delivered in a monotone]
Hello and welcome to the Piltover Police Department. Sheriff Caitlyn is out right now on business and has left me to hold down the fort and not cause any trouble. How can I help you today?
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[Vi just got a long dressing down from the chief of police (or some other authority feature) for the excessive property damage she tends to cause while in pursuit of wrong doers. Vi's response:]
Oh hey, hang on a tic I just added an upgrade that is perfect for this situation.
[She pushes a button on the right powerfist, then extends her middle finger in authority's general direction. After a few seconds, the finger starts shooting fireworks.]
-3-
[Hot pursuit! You broke the law, and now Vi has you cornered, at least for a few seconds.]
Is this the part where you resist arrest? PLEASE tell me it's the part where you resist arrest. That's my favorite part!
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But I gotta write him a formal apology. And its gotta be a GOOD one. Cait gave me one of those looks that promised serious hell later if I half ass this one.
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[Vi, writing a good formal apology? Jayce can see that happening at about the same time Ezreal stops calling in favors.]
I'll tell you what -- I've got loads of free time for a change today, so I can take a look at it when you're done and polish it up for you. Assuming you'd like the help, that is.
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[Jayce can see several crumbled up pieces of paper on the front desk. One has just enough of legible paper sticking out to see "Dear Buttface," written. She's obviously having trouble taking this seriously.]
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You haven't been trying very hard, have you?
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[He's actually pretty surprised by this.]
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