Random Voice Test, canon is Kill Six Billion Demons

[peace_keeper]

-1-

[Fate has thrown you into Throne, a city at the center of the multiverse, built on the corpses of dead gods. An angel, inhabiting some manner of ceramic statue, has decided that if you stick around, someone is probably going to kill you and it will cause all kinds of trouble. Marginally more trouble than aiding you will.

Barely.]

Very well, I will help you return home. What are you called?

-2-

[You are beset by skeletons! Rather than attacking you, however, they seem merely to want to beg you for money while waving mostly empty bowls in your face.

The angel admonishes you, whether or not you were considering giving them anything.]

Do not give the dead any money. It is against city regulations.

-3-

[You wouldn't have assumed an angel of pure liquid energy contained within a ceramic statue would need to eat or drink, but it seems this one can. It pours itself a cup of coffee, black, and offers you some.]

Cream or sugar?

-4-

[Maybe you were planning on starting some trouble, maybe it's all a misunderstanding. Whatever the cause, life in an exercise of violence. Prepare to do battle with an angel.]

Pree Ahsma.

Yis-Asram the blooded one.

Yis-Prama, Hansa, and Prat Pavam, who temper my heart.

YISUN atru vyam.

Forgive me for the violence I am about to inflict.

Comments

1

[wandering_eye]

"Jones" will do.

[peace_keeper]

Jones...which domain do you hail from?

[wandering_eye]

I'm not sure how you identify domains, but I'll suggest "Gunnerkrigg Court", "The British Isles" and "Earth" as possibilities.

[peace_keeper]

"Earth."

There are over three hundred and twenty thousand Earths.

2

[more_like_moestar]

[ JoJo was totally just on the verge of digging out his wallet. ]

Why's that?

[peace_keeper]

It encourages more dead souls to flock to the city, which is already quite crowded enough with merely the living.

[more_like_moestar]

Where do the dead live?

[peace_keeper]

They don't live. They're dead.

[more_like_moestar]

...Right. Where do they stay, I meant.

[peace_keeper]

They are supposed to remain in the lands of the dead. I gather they are crowded as well, and not very interesting.

[more_like_moestar]

And they can just leave any time they want to?

[peace_keeper]

Obviously.