RP or I AFK noobs

[willbethebest]

-1-

[The fields of justice! You were cutting through the forests that dot the battlefield to help your comrades when you heard distant laughter echoing around you. The monkey king is near, though you can't pinpoint the direction.]

You're so noisy I could find you with a blindfold on!

-2-

[As is his habit, Gragas has thrown his traditional Post-League-Bashes, which means barrels of beer EVERYWHERE. Whether you won or lost the encounter from prompt 1, Wukong is all smiles.

He's also hanging upside down from the rafters by his tail, but that's neither here nor there.]

Hey! Show me how to do that move you whipped out back there. You know, the one where you were all:

[Extravagant arm gestures and fighting noises.]

It was amazing!

-3-

[Someone has been digging through your supply of fresh fruit. Since it was mainly peaches that went missing, the first person you would ask would obviously be Wukong. He looks innocent.

Extremely innocent.]

Did something happen? Man I'd love to help you with it but I have to go...train with Master Yi. All the meditating isn't going to do itself you know!

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[willbethebest]

[The tree crashes over and no less than three Wukongs fall to the ground lightly.]

But the important question is whether or not you'll run out of friends first. Caitlyn really doesn't look like she can take a hit very well.

[2fists1face]

[Vi never was one for riddles, so she picks one at random. If she got it wrong, there's still two left to punch.]

[Her right hextech gauntlet whirs to life, and as she punches Wukong #1, the explosion of force is enough to blast the tree behind him into splinters, hit or miss.]

Lay one finger on her and they'll need a goddamn divination ritual just to identify your remains!

[willbethebest]

[Wukong #1 vanishes in a puff of smoke while Wukong #2 makes a face and hops back up into the trees and Wukong #3 balances on top of his staff as a jump off point for hopping on top of Vi's head.]

Talk about Misplaced Aggression. Rengar's the one you want to have words with.

[2fists1face]

Son of a bitch, you're stalling!

[Vi immediately turns and sprints in the direction of the south lane, punching down a tree because I've destroyed a tree every tag so far and I'm not about to stop to open a path out of the jungle.]

[willbethebest]

[Shit she figured that out quick. Why can't you ever keep your big trap shut, Wukong?]

Hey woaaah!

[Rather than hopping off, Wukong #2 wraps his arms and legs around Vi's head. Wukong#3 quietly vanishes, never to be seen again.]

[2fists1face]

[Vi reacts like any sane, rational person would to someone grabbing on to her head: By headbutting the nearest hard surface.]

[willbethebest]

[Picture stars rotating around Wukong's head. You win this round, Vi.]