ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
immortal_smoke: (Effort is too much work)

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[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
All right, sure. Never have I ever... hmm, I've done a lot of things.

Never have I ever... used a smartphone. Is that what they're called?
Edited 2024-05-23 04:07 (UTC)
lightnovelexperiences: (a sensible chuckle)

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[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences 2024-05-23 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
That’s what they’re called.

[Deedee removes her earrings and sets them on the table.]

More convenient than those things. My question, then?
preventedmurder: (Default)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Anand looks around.]

I mean I call mine a scroll, but I think it's the same thing. Fits in your pocket, touchscreen, connects to the sum of all mortal knowledge and ignorance?

[She takes off a pair of rather well-loved combat boots.]
immortal_smoke: (Default)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-23 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like it. I've heard of them, but never seen one. Seems like it would get exhausting fast.
preventedmurder: (saturday night is looking great)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-23 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
The key is to limit your screentime and block everyone who wants you to justify your existence.
handsonapproach: (pose)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
What even is that?
immortal_smoke: (Lung cancer)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-23 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a little black box that you talk to. Apparently if you use it, you can communicate with people from any distance, and access all of the world's knowledge at once.
handsonapproach: (intrigued)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like some kind of First Age artifact. They must be incredibly rare.
immortal_smoke: (Dying's not the end of the world)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-23 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think so, wouldn't you? From what I hear, though, almost everyone has one these days.
handsonapproach: (wide smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Did someone find a means to mass-produce them?
immortal_smoke: (Effort is too much work)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-23 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Must have. If humans are good at anything, it's inventing new ways to be lazy.
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That and killing each other.
immortal_smoke: (Even my patience isn't infinite)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-23 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that too. Fortunately, I have plenty of experience with both being lazy and killing, so I'm an ideal human.
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't take you for a killer. You seem pretty casual about it.
immortal_smoke: (Effort is too much work)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-24 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
It was a long time ago. In the first hundred years of immortality, I think I lost my mind a little. I'd do anything to chase the boredom away for a little longer.
handsonapproach: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The first hundred years? You got bored that quickly as an immortal?

How much longer have you lived since?
immortal_smoke: (Lung cancer)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-24 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Another 1200 years after that.
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... a long time. Did you stop killing people at some point?

[If not, she must have racked up quite the body count by now]
immortal_smoke: (Default)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-24 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
More or less. Stopped doing it on purpose after about 300 years. I won't say I've been perfect since then, but killing in self defense isn't all that hard to avoid when there's no reason to defend myself.
handsonapproach: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose accidents are bound to happen, given over a millenium. 300 years of murders, though? Did you reconsider on moral grounds, or just run out of ideas and get bored of it?
hazardlight: (words - witnesses heard)

[personal profile] hazardlight 2024-05-23 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Already pulling off her socks.]

I mean, it's not a good cellphone.
immortal_smoke: (Do I really have to get up)

[personal profile] immortal_smoke 2024-05-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So there are good ones and bad ones... I didn't know that, but it makes sense.
actuallycuring: (she doesn't believe in make up stories)

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine.

[Was Mokou singling Karen out intentionally? Probably not. Does she feel targeted anyway? Yes. Karen takes off her shirt, along with a necklace that she feels shouldn't count as an article of clothing, and sets both of them in her little pile of discarded items along with her phone. The hilarious meme Saki posted in the groupchat will have to wait.]