ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
handsonapproach: (smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Eager to have a try?

Or did something else catch your attention?

[FDS is an exceptional beauty and she knows it, but it's true that Southern women tend to be rather fit... and a lot of them don't wear too much more than she does.]
handsonapproach: (intrigued)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't ask you to. You can strip all you like, as far as I'm concerned.

[Wait didn't she also remove her belt in the Joon thread?]
handsonapproach: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Not since I learned how to turn into sand, but...

[...Oops, she's already naked. The headdress stays ON during forfeits.]

Well, I did used to be a mortal. I think this means you get to have me do something beyond stripping?
virtualsystem: (3)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. You must be the life of the party, you can take off a piece of clothing without taking off a different one.
2mao: (allow me to tell you all the ways I rock)

Maomao | Apothecary Diaries | OTA Gen, F/F for more than gen

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
The rules seem simple enough to grasp. Let me go next!

Ahem.

Never have I ever... successfully had food or drink with buckwheat.

[ If you're not sure if your character has eaten buckwheat before: It's pretty common in Asian countries, and it's used for gluten-free flour in modern times as well. Also used to make shōchū.

As for Maomao's outfit - hanfu, inner shirt, skirt, shoes, hair ribbon, underwear, and for some reason bandages around one arm. ]
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[hold on. she has to stare.]

... Did you just come here already naked or something? Were you that desperate?
handsonapproach: (Default)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see any ghosts here...
2mao: (I'd rather not)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
A what now? We're not just making up things, are we?
Edited 2024-05-23 06:29 (UTC)
2mao: (Explaining yet again)

god i know how this game works i swear

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I live in the wrong part of the country for it. Ocean's far to the south, or the east.
wingdoovers: (Default)

Calhir | OC

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Never have I ever walked more than a couple miles.

[ Flying is more fun. ]
wingdoovers: (Default)

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-23 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
I used to want to, but...
2mao: (Mrgrgr)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
You've never - I mean, surely you've done something similar at least?

[ She could probably squabble about this one - the definition of a "charity" for example - but she's given services pro bono before and tossed coin to those more needy than she on more than one occasion, so it probably counts.

The first thing to come off is her shoes, though. Easiest thing to remove goes first seems logical. ]
handsonapproach: (intrigued)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Are you more interested in wasting time on rude questions or having some fun with a beautiful woman who's offering this?

[Gesturing to her body. Is AIOS going to take advantage or just keep being a brat until FDS decides to force the issue?</small]
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean by "successfully"?

I win either way, but...
2mao: (just tasting the poison)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
As in... in one trip? Or total?
virtualsystem: (32)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, but... Am I misunderstanding the rules? Because it looks to me like you still have one more thing to take off.

[This time it's a genuine question, even, instead of just being a brat.]
2mao: (ahueh :u)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I've tried to build up a tolerance for it, but it didn't work. I usually end up choking and then vomiting it all up, and that's while using small amounts.
wingdoovers: (need my cuppa first)

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
You've never even splashed around in a lake? Nothing like that?
2mao: (:| look)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks down to her crooked pinky where the tip had been chopped off, then down to the scar on her ankle. Yeah, she wasn't winning this one.

She lets her hair down next, because a hair ribbon totally counts as an article of clothing. She's not making this too easy. ]


I'm still doing pretty good, thank you. But you've truly never bled? Not even during... [ She gestures vaguely. ]
virtualsystem: (26)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh.

The strange, kaleidoscope-like pattern in her eyes spin for a moment.]


Common buckwheat. Fagopyrum esculentum. A flowering plant of the Polygonacaea knotweed family. First created in the sixth millennium BC. Extinction assumed to have occurred in early 2300s due to lack of labor to raise it. No results found in use as a poison. When studied, nearly 3% of people displayed sensitivity to buckwheat, symptoms matching those listed.

[Her voice is monotone, like she's just reading it...]
virtualsystem: (66)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[AIOS shrugs, and then... dissipates into pixels, reappearing on Maomao's other side.]

Bleeding is something organics do.
2mao: (yahuh)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Blink. Blink. ]

Organic as opposed to what? How did you do that?
virtualsystem: (42)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
If I tried to explain the idea of a digital lifeform to you, it would all just go over your head, wouldn't it?
wingdoovers: (Default)

[personal profile] wingdoovers 2024-05-23 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Without stopping.

[ Those wings of his are way too big to use indoors, for sure. And... ]

Even if I tried to fly everywhere, a few years worth of running starts would probably add up that much.
2mao: (undergarments what)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-23 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that's fair. ]

That's a good one. Using disparate climates.

[ Instead, she takes off her hanfu next, the outer green robe sliding off and being folded nicely to join her shoes. But she's still got the inner shirt underneath, so nothing more is really showing, except some of her arm from the shorter sleeve - you can see bandages poking out from under one. ]

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