ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
virtualsystem: (42)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Define "the" ocean.
virtualsystem: (26)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
No shit. That's not something mortals just get over and go play a game about.
fistsofchange: (Default)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Lin takes off her robe but doesn't say anything because the same person plays her and Iren.]
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[The bottoms come off first, leaving just a cloth wrapping around her tits.]

I suppose the assistance I offer those in need counts, even if it usually doesn't take the form of money.
fistsofchange: And now I'm stupider for knowing it (This is stupid)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Takes off her belt but doesn't say anything because it would be rehashing the Iren thread.]
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Naked below the chest after Joon's go]

What in Creation is a pop tart?
anoceanofatma: (A sea of troubles)

[personal profile] anoceanofatma 2024-05-23 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Very carefully maintaining polite above the waist eye contact. Actually let's stick with above the neck, just to be safe.]

I-it's a cheap pastry that you can stick in a toaster for an easy breakfast, if you don't mind eating something that is 50% preservatives by volume.
handsonapproach: (pose)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
What even is that?
fistsofchange: (Default)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Lin pulls her arms into her sleeves for a minute of shifting around awkwardly, but it's all worth it when she sticks her arms back out while holding her bra in one hand, looking triumphant.]

Bleeding isn't fun. This is, though.
fistsofchange: (Hey baby)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Belt: off.]

Only from a great distance on mountain tops, but that's a good enough excuse to keep on stripping, right?
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[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Because mostly that looks inconvenient.
fistsofchange: (Hey baby)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
You're just saying that because you don't think you could do it.
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
You don't make it sound too appetizing. I'm not sure I'd want to try it even if I had the opportunity.
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[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Because I don't wear one of those, yeah.
anoceanofatma: (What like you have a better idea?)

[personal profile] anoceanofatma 2024-05-23 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, some people will eat anything.
fistsofchange: (I don't know what that means)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
That seems...But you're...you know...

[Makes a gesture implying that Aios has huge badonkadonks.]

Isn't that uncomfortable?
handsonapproach: (wide smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[And there goes her top. A naked desert demon-priestess stands before you.]

It was pretty common where I'm from.
handsonapproach: (smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose beggars can't always be choosers.
fistsofchange: Wu was getting pretty ripe... (Hot diggity!)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I kinda want to visit where you came from…

[And not just for the weed. If all the women are this sexy there, then that’d make the trip worth it all on its own!

Lin suddenly felt overdressed.]
handsonapproach: (wide smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly won't object. I seem to have quite a head start on that front.

Are you sure it wasn't very light-colored sand?
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[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-23 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
First of all, no, I don't have to be beholden to gravity unless I will it.

Secondly, even if I was, I have a different model. Do you think you can take off a leotard that way?

And third, even if was going to, I could just turn it off without bothering with that whole waste of effort you did.
handsonapproach: (smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-23 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I much prefer the heat over the cold myself.

[Even if the Infernal enhancements to her body would let her endure both just fine with nary a wardrobe change.]

I've heard it sticks together kind of like wet sand?
fistsofchange: And now I'm stupider for knowing it (This is stupid)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
It’s not a waste of effort, it’s a party trick!
fistsofchange: (Not putting up with your shit)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-23 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Perfectly sure.

And even if I wasn’t sure I wouldn’t put my belt back on!

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