ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
curse_of_girl: (Flustered blush)

[personal profile] curse_of_girl 2024-05-24 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, glad I can relax here.

[Definitely not getting that blush to fade any time soon, Lin. He does make an effort to look at her face when he was answering.]

Your muscles, especially what muscle groups are developed. That, and the scar. Was that caused by ki?
actuallycuring: (pic#17062144)

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
...all right.

[Karen takes it and... kind of stares at it for a while, not entirely sure she's guessing correctly about which parts of this go where. Why does nobody invent practical sexy barely-outfits?]
axmeowder: (piqued inyanterest)

[personal profile] axmeowder 2024-05-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Another beastfolk? Hey, cool! And... another statement about water. ]

Okay, getting dumped in the ocean doesn't count. What about swimming for training? Learning to swim is important even if you don't find it fun.
virtualsystem: (41)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be watching!

[i mean she could give you one but then it wouldn't be a good forfeit.]
axmeowder: (don't get catty with me bitch)

[personal profile] axmeowder 2024-05-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, that's cheap, and it gets a glare from the catgirl with multiple very obvious scars.

It feels a little directed.

Still, she pull off her cape and tosses it in a random direction. ]
virtualsystem: (66)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
... What? You got a problem?

[folds her arms and huffs.]
curse_of_girl: (Surprised)

[personal profile] curse_of_girl 2024-05-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I stopped being able to move anything from the neck down.

I don't think I had any seriously trouble breathing. Heart rate... couldn't tell since the situation was tense anyway, but maybe?

I could move my eyes, and still make sounds at least, though my jaw got tense.
axmeowder: (Default)

[personal profile] axmeowder 2024-05-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Never? Really?

[ She scoffs a bit, but throws off her gloves next. To reveal... even more scars on her arms. She has a lot of scars. ]
fistsofchange: (Talkin')

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2024-05-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Good eye. I am a follower of the supreme soaring fist style.

[Lin points at her chest. I mean, at her scar. Why you looking at her eyes when her boobs are down here?]

And I got this from a would-be god. He hit me there and I swear it probably cracked a few ribs.

In the end I kicked him in the dick and then we beat him until he lost control of his power and became a mortal again, but it's like a bruise that never heals.
curse_of_girl: (Bwuh)

[personal profile] curse_of_girl 2024-05-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
The first one happened when I was an infant, the second when I was like four or five? He never intended to make good on the second one.

Then I ended up beating someone in a martial arts fight that if they lose a fight like that to someone of the opposite sex they're supposed to marry them.

Those are the only arranged marriages, but I've had a lot of suitors try to get me too...
2mao: (Bored explanation)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's fair enough. [ No, it isn't, and Maomao's voice sounds disappointed. ]

I mean, it would've been fine anyway. I always carry an emetic on me.
anoceanofatma: (Okay maybe not ALL wrong)

[personal profile] anoceanofatma 2024-05-24 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Jun starts to take his jacket off, but then stops and thinks. Really hard. Does seeing Blue Moon count as seeing the ocean?]

...eh, fuck it. It counts.

[Jacket off.]
2mao: (Default)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
How very odd. Maybe some agent that can only bond with muscle protein? But then it should still affect the diaphragm, especially if it's powerful enough for a complete lockdown below the neck.

[ It really is the oddest sort of juxtaposition, seeing this girl so seriously pondering medical mysteries while almost completely naked. But such is the nature of the game, maybe? ]
anoceanofatma: (My stick)

[personal profile] anoceanofatma 2024-05-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why?

[Focusing on this question is easier than focusing on NOT staring at her breasts. Which feels rude, even though it's kind of why everyone was here.]
axmeowder: (r u fur real)

[personal profile] axmeowder 2024-05-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Bleeding? Really?
curse_of_girl: (Bwuh)

[personal profile] curse_of_girl 2024-05-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, would like to train with you sometime. Just not tonight, obviously. I'm a student of the "Anything Goes" School of Martial Arts.

[Welp, there go his eyes right back down to her chest. Not that it was a hard sell, she was attractive.]

A god, really? Well, glad you managed to beat him. I ended up in a situation like that with a girl that could turn into the form of a warrior goddess. Thankfully, we cleared up the misunderstanding that caused a fight in the first place.
actuallycuring: (shocked of not being chosen)

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[The suggestion is that she's a competent doctor, but technically this is never proved onscreen.]

Oh, you're an apothecary.

["...already at your age," she successfully doesn't continue.]
anoceanofatma: (If you know shit fuck you)

[personal profile] anoceanofatma 2024-05-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's overrated.

[Unbuttoning his silk designer shirt. He has a tanktop on under it.]
axmeowder: (r u fur real)

[personal profile] axmeowder 2024-05-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ And there go her boots. Good bye, boots, you're getting flung in a random direction. ]

I've walked hundreds. At least I don't have to remove something for every time I did the thing, I guess.
anoceanofatma: (This might as well happen)

[personal profile] anoceanofatma 2024-05-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[That's quite an outfit you have there ma'am. Jun is just openly staring at her.]

It's...fine, I guess?

[Undershirt off. Jun is, well...he's a twink.]
virtualsystem: (66)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm missing out, no.
curse_of_girl: (Sleepy)

[personal profile] curse_of_girl 2024-05-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, Ranma has experienced weirder. So he takes this woman's odd interest in stride. Especially since she at least seems concerned for his safety.]

I'm not going to go out of my way to look for her, but I'm sure I'm going to have to deal with her again. When I do, I'll see if I can snatch a sample for you.
axmeowder: (don't get catty with me bitch)

[personal profile] axmeowder 2024-05-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, no, I refuse this one on principle.

[ She has plenty more she could be taking off here - her shirt and pants are both still on, as are her socks - but she crosses her arms and refuses this prompt. ]
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? What about it?

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