ordainedbarkeep: (Cozy)
Iren Suto ([personal profile] ordainedbarkeep) wrote in [community profile] overbox2024-05-22 05:56 pm

Never Ever (open RP post)

This is some kind of place between places. A land where anyone can meet anyone else, and friendships can form between people who would never have reason to meet each other.

At the moment, it's the resting place for the Laughing Toadstool, the bar that Iren owns and runs. Don't think about it too hard.

The place is closed for business tonight, as a more private gathering is occurring. At Iren's urging, the furniture has arranged itself into a rough circle of seating. In the center of the seating area is a snack table covered with various bits of finger food which Iren, being the priestess of the god of hospitality, spent all day making herself. It's all delicious. There is also an open bar for those who want a drink, alcoholic or otherwise. The seats are an eclectic collection of couches and stools and chairs and cushions and blankets. The whole setup is really very cozy and intimate.

A chalkboard has been propped up along the edge of the seating area, on which the rules of the game have been written:

STRIP NEVER HAVE I EVER
1: Each of us take turns listing something we have never done with the phrasing "Never Have I Ever _____".
2: If someone lists something they have never done and you HAVE done it, you must take off an article of clothing.
3: Socks, shoes, earrings, and other items that come in pairs must be taken off in pairs. No taking off one sock at a time.
4: We keep playing until everyone is naked (or we get bored).
5: Don't feel limited to only taking one turn, if things feel like they're slowing down too much.
6: There are a few spare beds upstairs, should anyone need them, for whatever reason. =)


No one who is invited to this gathering is a stranger to everyone else (If nothing else, feel free to assume you have met Iren before.). No one was forced to come against their will. Everyone was aware that this would involve naked people. Everyone invited is an adult. Iren prides herself as a hostess, and has gone to great efforts to ensure that only people who are actually interested in such an event were invited.

IN SHORT: Let's learn a little thing or two about each other while getting sexy in here.
2mao: (let's do this i guess)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
If he taught you how to fight, and how to fight well, you could certainly make a living for yourself as a member of the military or as a guard of the Palace or somewhere similar.

I wouldn't recommend the Outer Palace, though.
2mao: (yahuh)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
As an apothecary, I feel the need to defend my profession. But no, you're most likely correct. Just the fact you have a name for allergies and they are considered common knowledge suggests as much.
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, but those wings, other than in terms of scale and location, match the composition of corvus corax. And that's still just human?
preventedmurder: (what)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, I'd like to tell you exactly how that's possible, but I forgot to ask the closest thing my world had to a god about it before we killed him, so I'm just gonna do what generations before me did and roll with it.

But like, human enough I know people with one human parent and one faunus parent, anyway.
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
.... Well, whatever. I'll analyze your DNA another time.
curse_of_girl: (Serious)

[personal profile] curse_of_girl 2024-05-24 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Problem is, I've tried running off, and my dad knocked me out and brought me along anyway.

It's a complicated problem, if there was a good way out, I would've taken it by now.
handsonapproach: (wide smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Sunrise has plenty to teach. She holds him in the kiss for what could be a five seconds or five minutes, tongue darting teasingly past his lips, baiting him to take charge.

When she finally releases him, she looks over the boy with an approving nod.
]

You're not bad.
preventedmurder: (saturday night is looking great)

[personal profile] preventedmurder 2024-05-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Good call, I'm just here to look tonight~
2mao: (research)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...Hm. An interesting problem. ]

As an apothecary, I work by turning herbs, plants, and other natural materials into medicine.

So a good question might then be: What plants or other natural substances were found to have a powerful medicinal effect relatively recently, compared to others?

[ Maomao will swallow her pride for MEDICINE! KNOWLEDGE! ]
curse_of_girl: (Flustered blush)

[personal profile] curse_of_girl 2024-05-24 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[It's easy to guide Ranma along, and soon he is taking charge. A hand even slides down to rest on her hip as he kisses her enthusiastically.

When she pulls back, he's panting a little, but smiling despite his bright red blush.]


Thanks, so are you. Uh, my name's Ranma, by the way.

[He doesn't step away from her, enjoying how close they were.]
virtualsystem: (11)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you'll all have to try much harder if you want to see the most beautiful being ever!
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. From the way you were dressed, I thought I'd found someone from my own world. But I can't imagine anyone in Creation, let alone the palace, would be unfamiliar with the Dragonblooded.
virtualsystem: (26)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
... Well, I already know this won't affect my timeline, but... Are you sure? If you ask for knowledge from the future, it really might come back to bite you. Even I can't model for chaos theory in its entirety.
2mao: (and that's when i said hey)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
See, that wasn't too bad, now was it?

I get the gist of it now.
virtualsystem: (66)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I highly doubt that.
2mao: (just looking)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Once or twice. It's not something most people have a need to do unless they're in the military or traveling long distances.

Mostly I ride in carriages. Or walk.
handsonapproach: (tiddy)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't take you for a killer. You seem pretty casual about it.
2mao: (:|)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you physically incapable of being courteous?
virtualsystem: (6)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
In this place? It would take more processing power than I'm willing to allocate.

Do you realize how many different cultures and time periods are reflected in this room alone? With vastly different ideas of courtesy and norms? It's a wonder you're all stripping instead of trying to kill each other.
handsonapproach: (smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
You certainly aren't. I'd wager everyone here is hoping for as much. Your legs are lovely.

...May I touch them?

[It's the only way to measure the exact thiccness of Anand's thighs, you see.]
2mao: (just tasting the poison)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're playing too. What was it you said. You're going to win this, right?
virtualsystem: (1)

[personal profile] virtualsystem 2024-05-24 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously, yes.
2mao: (dressed up blush glance)

[personal profile] 2mao 2024-05-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
It was my understanding we come from different worlds, not the past or future.
handsonapproach: (smile)

[personal profile] handsonapproach 2024-05-24 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Flawless Desert Sunrise. You can call me Sunrise.

[She licks the remains of his taste from her lips, smiling back. She's not moving away either.]

Do you often introduce yourself to strange women with a kiss?
actuallycuring: (the origin of Greek is "pure")

Karen Minazuki 🕒 Power of Hope ~Precure Full Bloom~ 🦋 f/f sex ota other

[personal profile] actuallycuring 2024-05-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Karen is... well, Karen was wearing this outfit, but this far down on the meme she's already naked. And thinking hard to come up with something to say. She's done a lot of stuff, apparently.]

Never have I ever gotten less than 90 percent on a test.

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