CALL ME OUT

[overbringer]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.




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♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[penisenvy]

[Mordred liked her Master. Well, she liked her as well as a rebellious teenage punk could like anybody. Kushana was loyal, honest, and generally honorable despite her political savvy. She was more or less everything Mordred wanted in a Master and a Lord. Therefore, she was pretty happy to take most of her orders. Except this one.]

Milady, I refuse to wear a dress!

[As a warrior herself, Kushana should understand this. Mordred was a Knight. Knights didn't wear dresses!]

[in_a_nest_of_vipers]

[Kushana gave Mordred a steady look as she explained. You had to have a good supply of steady looks when dealing with this spirit.]

There is no way you'll pass for a trooper from my forces. They're all huge men in heavy plate armor. The best way to have you not attract attention is as a maid.

[penisenvy]

[Her mouth drops open and she stutters for a few seconds before responding.]

Fu--

[She catches herself just in time. It would be unknightly to use such profane language.]

Must I wear a dress? Can I not be your butler?

[in_a_nest_of_vipers]

An added layer of complication is just another place where our plan can fall apart. What's so awful about dresses?

[penisenvy]

They send drafts up my legs and are horrible to maneuver in.

[Plus, they were obviously feminine.]

[in_a_nest_of_vipers]

If you need to maneuver, you can just magically summon a suit of armor, can you not? As for drafts, I believe the normal solution is bloomers, is it not?

[penisenvy]

I can wear pants under that skirt?

[That sounds like a good suggestion. She silently thinks it over for a few moments.]

....Okay then.

[in_a_nest_of_vipers]

Good.

[Time to move the conversation along before she realizes that bloomers are normally frilly as all hell.]

Now, I'm guessing you don't know anything about the other masters. What can you tell me about the other servants?

[penisenvy]

Well, there's six of the fu--...heroes. I dunno. I've only run into Lancer so far. But I could tell where the others are if I get close enough to them in material form. Only they'd probably sense me too and prepare accordingly.

[in_a_nest_of_vipers]

So the enemy could be literally anyone around me, and by the time I know who they are, they'll know who I am.

I hope you have a quick trigger finger, at least.

[penisenvy]

You should be able to sense them too. We can't sense Masters, so unless they've seen your face, they won't target you.

And I don't have a trigger finger.

[She has a "fuck off" finger instead.]

But I do have a very fast sword arm.