Captain has produced weapons; repeat, Captain has produced weapons. [He's speaking into a collar-mounted microphone, radioing in to other Security forces that would be interested to know that the situation just escalated.] Yeah, you got out sounding like Blackbeard himself.
[And you have the amassed anonymous security forces behind Big Band drawing stun guns and the like.] Now, I'm gonna have to give my reply. A-hem. [The cloth on the side of the officer parts, revealing two giant appendages that look like a cross between mecha arms and an entire brass section.]
Y'all Free Press Pirates got a few options here. A, I take this as a particularly interesting method of embarkation, and will personally welcome you aboard the Lucky Queen Olivia's fabulous intergalactic cruise. Peacefully. B, I'mma have to ask y'all to surrender immediately for threatening the safety of the crew and staff alike, and we'll turn you over to our equally fabulous brig. Seriously. It's a pretty swanky brig, as far as brigs go. C... you guys can just turn around and leave, no harm, no foul.
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[And you have the amassed anonymous security forces behind Big Band drawing stun guns and the like.] Now, I'm gonna have to give my reply. A-hem. [The cloth on the side of the officer parts, revealing two giant appendages that look like a cross between mecha arms and an entire brass section.]
Y'all Free Press Pirates got a few options here. A, I take this as a particularly interesting method of embarkation, and will personally welcome you aboard the Lucky Queen Olivia's fabulous intergalactic cruise. Peacefully. B, I'mma have to ask y'all to surrender immediately for threatening the safety of the crew and staff alike, and we'll turn you over to our equally fabulous brig. Seriously. It's a pretty swanky brig, as far as brigs go. C... you guys can just turn around and leave, no harm, no foul.
What's it gonna be, Cap'n Elise?