[A loud sigh. Or more steam venting? Probably both. Ben pinches the bridge of his nose; of course it's one of these bratty kids that thinks they're a captain.]

We ain't a charity, kid. And if you haven't noticed, we outsize and outgun your little junker by a pretty wide margin. If you wanna dock on and stick around, though, maybe Management will find it in their heart to give y'all a few vouchers for the buffets.