[A group of space tourists, off to explore the infernal realms of damnation! Luckily you have Cio tagging along, and she knows how to deal with this kind of place. Hopefully she can explain it well enough.]
I'll keep the talky bits directful! The multiverse is run by criminals n' locusts, and worlds like this are their top favorite places to break bread. If someone talks to tha, looks at tha, or shows up at all really, best be assuming they're in it to kill or worse.
But don't let any o' that stop tha from having a good time! There's uncounted ways to have fun in the lower realms.
-3D to 3A-
[POP. The boiling magma seas suddenly give way to lush forests, gentle sunshine, and blue skies. Cio makes an unimpressed noise, sulkily crossing four arms across her chest.]
Deploreful tourist trap! Only one flora type, only one sun! If it's a pleasure planet they want, why not present one with a dram of panache to it? I know tenscore lands more fun than this one!
-4C-
[Everything was peaceful, if foul-smelling, but one of the locals decided to get curious. Or hungry. Or angry. It's hard to tell with shoggoth types.
Just one wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that the one is about the size of a cruise ship. Several massive tentacles prod towards the ship, but as they do, a wall rises, formed of what appear to be massive humanoid paper cutouts with runes on them. They hold the beast back, but who knows for how long.
Behind you, a devil descends, giving a hastening karate chop to the forehead.]
Ciocie Ciocelle | Kill Six Billion Demons
[A group of space tourists, off to explore the infernal realms of damnation! Luckily you have Cio tagging along, and she knows how to deal with this kind of place. Hopefully she can explain it well enough.]
I'll keep the talky bits directful! The multiverse is run by criminals n' locusts, and worlds like this are their top favorite places to break bread. If someone talks to tha, looks at tha, or shows up at all really, best be assuming they're in it to kill or worse.
But don't let any o' that stop tha from having a good time! There's uncounted ways to have fun in the lower realms.
-3D to 3A-
[POP. The boiling magma seas suddenly give way to lush forests, gentle sunshine, and blue skies. Cio makes an unimpressed noise, sulkily crossing four arms across her chest.]
Deploreful tourist trap! Only one flora type, only one sun! If it's a pleasure planet they want, why not present one with a dram of panache to it? I know tenscore lands more fun than this one!
-4C-
[Everything was peaceful, if foul-smelling, but one of the locals decided to get curious. Or hungry. Or angry. It's hard to tell with shoggoth types.
Just one wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that the one is about the size of a cruise ship. Several massive tentacles prod towards the ship, but as they do, a wall rises, formed of what appear to be massive humanoid paper cutouts with runes on them. They hold the beast back, but who knows for how long.
Behind you, a devil descends, giving a hastening karate chop to the forehead.]
What's the wait? GET THEE TO THE LUCKY QUEEN!