vote_beeblebrox: (Pan-galactic Gargleblaster)
Zaphod Beeblebrox ([personal profile] vote_beeblebrox) wrote in [community profile] overbox 2015-08-29 03:23 am (UTC)

Zaphod Beeblebrox | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

-1C-

Outside, the world is full of yellow fog and worse. INSIDE, The galactic president is far past the state where he can do anything resembling dancing. He's lounging at the open bar, with a different drink in each of his three hands and just generally looking deliriously pleased with himself. As you come up to order a drink or (possibly, stranger things have happened) to talk to the fellow with three arms and two heads, Zaphod leans at you and says "Did you know that life is like a...a wossname...A bathtub! Right! That's what I was trying to say. Life is like a bathtub."

-A3D-

"Oh you've gotta see it. Just you wait, right now we're on some boring 'ol dump the next we'll be on a beautiful tropical paradise!"

Zaphod grabbed you by the shoulder and held you next to him, as a captive audience. The Lucky Queen reached the end of this river segment. The forcefields came up. The sky shimmered, aaaaand...

The ordinary looking forested country side gave way to glooping magma and horrible craters as far as the eye could see. Someone didn't read the trip itinerary right.

"...That's not a tropical paradise at all. Why did we come here again?"

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