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Eric ([personal profile] overbringer) wrote in [community profile] overbox2015-08-28 06:15 pm

The Lucky Queen Testdrive

All Aboard The Lucky Queen Olivia









It's one of the many ships that sail the River with Ten Thousand Names, and if it's not the most luxurious and most famous ship in the whole of the multiverse, it's certainly in the top ten. For what other ship can claim its captain to be the centuries old brain of Mark Twain in a jar? Or to have the ghost of John Henry "Doc" Holliday as the first mate?

It's an unusual pair they make, but together they've not just kept what was originally a steam ship right off of he Mississippi together as it sails across the multiverse, but upgraded it into something almost totally unrecognizable. The Lucky Queen is now enormous. Almost half a mile long. It contains everything you expect to see on a luxury cruise ship, from swimming pools to shopping malls (yes, malls. Plural.), from ballrooms to arcades. It also contains fabulous distant technology that lets it sail just as easily in water as in molten lava or currents of empty air. It is on this ship that you have found yourself. Maybe you got lost in a freak transdimensional portal and hitched a ride, hoping to find your way home. Maybe you're on vacation. Maybe you just work here. Regardless, the marvels of the multiverse are just out the porthole, and the cream of high society is right here for you to brush elbows with.

Pick an RP Prompt and an Environment and test out characters who you think would work well in this setting:

RP Prompts
1 - The Ball: The orchestra is flawless, the chandeliers are sparkling. Hobnob with the ridiculously wealthy, dance with the extremely attractive, or just wallflower in the corner and enjoy the view. You have a crossection of the entire mulitverse dancing in front of you after all.

2 - The Break Room: This isn't just a vacation for you, this is your job. You just finished a long shift, possibly as a maid tidying up the hundreds of cabins, or a blackjack dealer getting threatened by hulking aliens who's language the auto-translators couldn't quite make sense of, or an engineer plumbing the depths of the ship which is pieced together from dozens of different kinds of technology and trying to make sure none of them explode. It's a lot of work, keeping a ship this big in working order, but now it's finally break time and you can chat with the rest of the crew while you catch your breath.

3 - Gate jump: It's always something everyone gets onto the deck for, for this is the most reliable form of interdimensional travel anyone has ever found. One moment you'll be in one world, the next you'll be in another. The gravity shifts, the air smells different, the sky changes color, the landscape becomes completely unrecognizable. Is this the first time you've seen it happen, or is this you hundredth jump? Will you calm your neighbor or be excited with them? (Pick two environments for this one.)

4 - River Raiders: Raiders sometimes attack the wealthy cruisers along The River to plunder their amazing wealth, and while the Lucky Queen has forcefields that can defend it, they aren't always enough. Are you crew? Are you a passenger? For once it doesn't matter. Stand to arms mateys, yer being boarded!

5 - Casino: High stakes cards! Slot Machines! Roulette! There's even a fighting ring you can bet on, or participate in. Security SEEMS light, but rumor has it that the ghost of the infamous gambler, gunfighter, and dentist, Doc Holliday, has a tendency to join the games of people who cheat. Such games usually do not end well for the cheater.

6 - Tours: While the ship has docked, the passengers are free to step off and explore whatever world you're currently standing on. There are usually guides available on the ship about the more immediate dangers, but they usually boil down to don't try any local cuisine until you're sure its chemistry matches up with yours, keep an eye on your wallet, and for heaven's sake don't sell your soul to anyone.

7 - Wildcard: Make something up that I didn't think up here.

Environments
A - Earthlike: Blue skies, breathable air, cities full of people. Most of you will feel fairly at home on worlds like this, but they're never QUITE like home, are they? The trees might have an oddly blue tinge to the leaves. The people might be unusually tall or short. The cities might have strange looking architecture.

B - Open ocean: No land in sight, just endless waves all the way to the horizon. The ship sways a bit more than usual out here. Hope you don't get seasick.

C - Noxious: This world clearly isn't meant for humans. Without the Lucky Queen's forcefields that keep breathable air in and poisons out (They can't quite eliminate the strange chemical smells that seep in.), humans would quickly die here. Expect truly alien locals, if anyone lives here at all. Is that a shoggoth waving to you from the shore?

D - Infernal: Did you hear the rumors that the Lucky Queen sails through hell? If it doesn't, this world is close enough that you can't tell the difference. The waters of the previous world have been replaced by bubbling magma. In the distance, you can sometimes make out obsidian cities, gleaming in the red light. Is that sound in the distance the wailing of damned souls or just your imagination?

E - Gas Giant: There's no ground here at all. The river becomes a river of air, and the anti-grav impellers that were installed keep the ship sailing along just fine. Gaze upon pillars of clouds larger than smaller planets. Witness lightning bolts bigger than the Empire State Building. Thank that forcefield that keeps the horrifically potent rainstorms from washing you all off the decks. There are probably sky whales swimming across this world's skies somewhere.

F - Depths of space: Why does the river go through here at all? Who knows, but the view sure is nice. Ten times more stars than you'd see from anywhere on Earth, and also orbital commercial space stations trying to make a quick buck off of wide-eyed tourists.

G - Wild card: Make up your own planet. We're all creative people here, right?
high_on_daylight: (Smirk)

[personal profile] high_on_daylight 2015-08-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

Don't challenge Doc Holliday, ever, by the way.
nandemonai: (thank you for the power to believe)

[personal profile] nandemonai 2015-08-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Doc Holliday... Why does that name sound familiar?
connivingbird: (you really think)

[personal profile] connivingbird 2015-08-30 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I really didn't know that you people would be so willing to work with me.

[it would be so much better if Eiji was here but Ankh lost him somewhere during the chase and now he was all alone on this ship. what a mess this was going to be but at least if there were any more Yummies, Ankh wouldn't have to share.]

But fine. I'll remember you.
high_on_daylight: (Quiet)

[personal profile] high_on_daylight 2015-08-30 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a long time passenger on the ship. Plus being one of the figures of 19th-century American pop mythology.

Never ran into him, though.
nandemonai: (i want to feel them)

[personal profile] nandemonai 2015-08-30 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[right, the ghost... Maki read about him and his, uh... captain] You sure know a lot about this ship. Do you work here?
regalreptile: (Default)

[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-31 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to, because it did! Several times. We rebuilt it. My subjects are a hardy, resilient people!
regalreptile: (2)

[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-31 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I imagine that for one who has known only darkness, conversing with a king is like staring right into the heart of the sun!
wee_willie_worthless: (I can help!)

[personal profile] wee_willie_worthless 2015-08-31 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
... huh?

[She's just staring at him now, blinking owlishly, her termors stilled by bafflement as she looks at him and the offered doughnut. She is briefly tempted to pout and say that she can buy her own, but instead she reaches out gingerly to take it.]

Umm...I can pay you.
crabkind: (on and on)

[personal profile] crabkind 2015-08-31 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat did not come out today with the purpose of making a girl cry, especially when he wasn't even trying.

he sighs loudly, grateful that she didn't argue with him]
Don't worry about it. I'm getting paid today.
amateurtimelord: <user name="glass-sylph" site=livejournal.com> (she brings me so much pain)

2B

[personal profile] amateurtimelord 2015-08-31 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Here is a really cool guy dressed like he belongs in a barbershop quartet, except without the straw hat and wearing a really slick pair of aviator shades. Dave got really lucky in his employment here. His accent and propensity for wearing sunglasses, even indoors and at night, netted him a position dealing Texas Hold'em Poker in a casino on the ship. He considered it ironic, even if he wasn't really thrilled by the costume. Still, even poker dealers have breaks, and Dave was just dying for the bottle of apple juice he left in the break room. Someone would be strifed if they drank his apple juice. ]

Yo! [ There's Karkat muttering to himself. Wasn't he a janitor or something lame like that? ]
wildrhythm: (IT'S THE END OF THE LINE)

[personal profile] wildrhythm 2015-08-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Good enough, let's do it! Do you have a pillow?
kishishi: (can't have my hat)

[personal profile] kishishi 2015-08-31 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
....Think it could really crush a planet? [ That sounds pretty cool. ]
fumorousdischarge: (Default)

[personal profile] fumorousdischarge 2015-08-31 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Crush that hollow thing atop your neck, it will!

[Cio waggles Kali's head for emphasis.]
fumorousdischarge: (Us meant no disrespect)

5F

[personal profile] fumorousdischarge 2015-08-31 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Shit shit shit shit what is this guy doing here? He's not even part of the game, it's not his business! By the divine corpse, this thing isn't an angel, is it?

Cio gives her best and fakest smile for the authorities.]


Come now, master, what's a little creative card-handling between friends?
crabkind: (let's shout it loud and clear)

perfect tbh

[personal profile] crabkind 2015-08-31 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[he was not a janitor... but he did clean up after people. it is a horrible, thankless job and Karkat sometimes likes to tell people they were lucky to have him there.

why couldn't they give him an IT job? he could code programs! no he couldn't

oh. it was Dave. well, could be worse. could be someone he actually hated]


Yo, yourself, shitsponge. [sweet, as always! even bros were not spared his insults]
saxappeal: (!ts: i hope you're not serious)

[personal profile] saxappeal 2015-08-31 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Lady, I've seen enough "creative card-handling" for a few lifetimes. [Big Band isn't an angel, at all, just a humble security guard with enough of a reputation. Though it seems that isn't enough for some people.]

I'm gonna have to recommend you stick to the rules of the game... or I'll escort you out. Forcibly. Ya dig?
saxappeal: (!ts: no can do)

[personal profile] saxappeal 2015-08-31 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Pinching the bridge of his nose and sighing loudly.] How did you even get a job here?

And don't play any games with your answer, kid; one wrong word and I'm throwin' you out. Or overboard, if that's what it'll take.
originaloddcouple: (Surrender now or prepare to fight!)

[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2015-08-31 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
We could grab one!

[Isaac suddenly shifts into a dramatic pose, with Miria quickly following.]

It will be a difficult journey, with many obstacles in our way...

Traps around every corner!

Wrong turns and dead ends!

But don't worry! We'll never give up!

[personal profile] high_on_daylight 2015-08-31 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. Just a long-time passenger.
nandemonai: (i want to feel them)

[personal profile] nandemonai 2015-08-31 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maki nods in response, but wonders how long is a long time. the girl doesn't look that old. maybe she'll pry a bit]

What makes you keep coming back?
kishishi: (wat)

[personal profile] kishishi 2015-08-31 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not a planet. You shouldn't use the phrase "planet-crushing" unless it can crush planets!
kishishi: (bo buwa busu)

[personal profile] kishishi 2015-08-31 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Unlike certain stupidly tall androids, I was personally recruited! My reputation precedes me even in other universes, kishishi!
fumorousdischarge: (I AM DISCONTENT WITH THIS NEWS)

[personal profile] fumorousdischarge 2015-08-31 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably would, if the gravity didn't do the job first. End up tha in a place like this, planets start to look proper fragile.
kishishi: (gonna kill this)

[personal profile] kishishi 2015-08-31 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That... sounds.... really cool!
fumorousdischarge: (Pray don't offer to HELP)

[personal profile] fumorousdischarge 2015-08-31 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look Kali if you jump into the void and get disintegrated by hurricanes she is going to have to do SO MUCH PAPERWORK

Cio lifts Kali over her head and marches back towards the safety of the ship interior.]


Ponder tha the majesty of creation from a respectin' distance!

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