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Eric ([personal profile] overbringer) wrote in [community profile] overbox2015-08-28 06:15 pm

The Lucky Queen Testdrive

All Aboard The Lucky Queen Olivia









It's one of the many ships that sail the River with Ten Thousand Names, and if it's not the most luxurious and most famous ship in the whole of the multiverse, it's certainly in the top ten. For what other ship can claim its captain to be the centuries old brain of Mark Twain in a jar? Or to have the ghost of John Henry "Doc" Holliday as the first mate?

It's an unusual pair they make, but together they've not just kept what was originally a steam ship right off of he Mississippi together as it sails across the multiverse, but upgraded it into something almost totally unrecognizable. The Lucky Queen is now enormous. Almost half a mile long. It contains everything you expect to see on a luxury cruise ship, from swimming pools to shopping malls (yes, malls. Plural.), from ballrooms to arcades. It also contains fabulous distant technology that lets it sail just as easily in water as in molten lava or currents of empty air. It is on this ship that you have found yourself. Maybe you got lost in a freak transdimensional portal and hitched a ride, hoping to find your way home. Maybe you're on vacation. Maybe you just work here. Regardless, the marvels of the multiverse are just out the porthole, and the cream of high society is right here for you to brush elbows with.

Pick an RP Prompt and an Environment and test out characters who you think would work well in this setting:

RP Prompts
1 - The Ball: The orchestra is flawless, the chandeliers are sparkling. Hobnob with the ridiculously wealthy, dance with the extremely attractive, or just wallflower in the corner and enjoy the view. You have a crossection of the entire mulitverse dancing in front of you after all.

2 - The Break Room: This isn't just a vacation for you, this is your job. You just finished a long shift, possibly as a maid tidying up the hundreds of cabins, or a blackjack dealer getting threatened by hulking aliens who's language the auto-translators couldn't quite make sense of, or an engineer plumbing the depths of the ship which is pieced together from dozens of different kinds of technology and trying to make sure none of them explode. It's a lot of work, keeping a ship this big in working order, but now it's finally break time and you can chat with the rest of the crew while you catch your breath.

3 - Gate jump: It's always something everyone gets onto the deck for, for this is the most reliable form of interdimensional travel anyone has ever found. One moment you'll be in one world, the next you'll be in another. The gravity shifts, the air smells different, the sky changes color, the landscape becomes completely unrecognizable. Is this the first time you've seen it happen, or is this you hundredth jump? Will you calm your neighbor or be excited with them? (Pick two environments for this one.)

4 - River Raiders: Raiders sometimes attack the wealthy cruisers along The River to plunder their amazing wealth, and while the Lucky Queen has forcefields that can defend it, they aren't always enough. Are you crew? Are you a passenger? For once it doesn't matter. Stand to arms mateys, yer being boarded!

5 - Casino: High stakes cards! Slot Machines! Roulette! There's even a fighting ring you can bet on, or participate in. Security SEEMS light, but rumor has it that the ghost of the infamous gambler, gunfighter, and dentist, Doc Holliday, has a tendency to join the games of people who cheat. Such games usually do not end well for the cheater.

6 - Tours: While the ship has docked, the passengers are free to step off and explore whatever world you're currently standing on. There are usually guides available on the ship about the more immediate dangers, but they usually boil down to don't try any local cuisine until you're sure its chemistry matches up with yours, keep an eye on your wallet, and for heaven's sake don't sell your soul to anyone.

7 - Wildcard: Make something up that I didn't think up here.

Environments
A - Earthlike: Blue skies, breathable air, cities full of people. Most of you will feel fairly at home on worlds like this, but they're never QUITE like home, are they? The trees might have an oddly blue tinge to the leaves. The people might be unusually tall or short. The cities might have strange looking architecture.

B - Open ocean: No land in sight, just endless waves all the way to the horizon. The ship sways a bit more than usual out here. Hope you don't get seasick.

C - Noxious: This world clearly isn't meant for humans. Without the Lucky Queen's forcefields that keep breathable air in and poisons out (They can't quite eliminate the strange chemical smells that seep in.), humans would quickly die here. Expect truly alien locals, if anyone lives here at all. Is that a shoggoth waving to you from the shore?

D - Infernal: Did you hear the rumors that the Lucky Queen sails through hell? If it doesn't, this world is close enough that you can't tell the difference. The waters of the previous world have been replaced by bubbling magma. In the distance, you can sometimes make out obsidian cities, gleaming in the red light. Is that sound in the distance the wailing of damned souls or just your imagination?

E - Gas Giant: There's no ground here at all. The river becomes a river of air, and the anti-grav impellers that were installed keep the ship sailing along just fine. Gaze upon pillars of clouds larger than smaller planets. Witness lightning bolts bigger than the Empire State Building. Thank that forcefield that keeps the horrifically potent rainstorms from washing you all off the decks. There are probably sky whales swimming across this world's skies somewhere.

F - Depths of space: Why does the river go through here at all? Who knows, but the view sure is nice. Ten times more stars than you'd see from anywhere on Earth, and also orbital commercial space stations trying to make a quick buck off of wide-eyed tourists.

G - Wild card: Make up your own planet. We're all creative people here, right?
von_uberwolf: (Wolf - Alert)

[personal profile] von_uberwolf 2015-08-30 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
The wolf sat on her haunches and managed to look irritated. Not at Ankh specifically. Just at having to think like a human so much right now. It was hard to form sapient thoughts as a wolf. More like being drunk than anything else she could think of, except when you stopped concentrating you acted like a wolf instead of just acting stupid and clumsy.

"Then if you want to be technical, I am a theriomorph."
kishishi: (heeee)

2A

[personal profile] kishishi 2015-08-30 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a loud PSSSSH from the witch already seated in the break room. Actually, does she ever actually do any work....? ]

If anything they have the opposite problem.

It's always "No, Kali, you're on the job," or "No, Kali, you still need to pay," or "No, Kali, you can't threaten us with fireballs."

Yes I can! Just give me a drink already!
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[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you asked, human friend! Allow King Ba'gunar to explain the wonders and mysteries of his homeland! It all started in the Age of Gods, when the Lizard God descended from the heavens to- [OH BOY EDGAR, I HOPE YOU HAVE TIME FOR THIS]
papersplz: (wat u lookin' at)

[personal profile] papersplz 2015-08-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
........

. . . . . . . .

You win this hand.

[personal profile] inventor_king 2015-08-30 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Edgar tries to interrupt, but fails. He just doesn't have Ba'gunar's charisma]

No I-

It's not-

I only-

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?]
Edited 2015-08-30 03:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-30 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly your inferior lungs are incapable of appreciating this blessing! See how glorious King Ba'gunar breathes in this wondrous breeze! WITNESS HIS INCREDIBLE SKILL AT BREATHING!
papersplz: (wat u lookin' at)

[personal profile] papersplz 2015-08-30 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I only attacked you guys because we needed food. If I don't get something to eat I might just die! Do you want that on your hands?
wee_willie_worthless: (WOOPS)

[personal profile] wee_willie_worthless 2015-08-30 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm...No, I think You'd better come to the brig, that's what the captain said I should do with pirates.

[And for a ship-girl, captains are important.]

Hurt me? But you don't have any weapons!

[She swings her gun up, shaking like a leaf.]
papersplz: (papers plz)

[personal profile] papersplz 2015-08-30 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, I'm afraid it's a fight!

Don't worry, we won't hurt anybody too bad.
connivingbird: (there is a thing)

[personal profile] connivingbird 2015-08-30 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I see." That would be something completely out of the realm of most Greeed or even the world he was from. she would be something that might be a whispered idea to humans - or at least a movie monster on the big screen. Shingo or Eiji might be better at explaining it to him, but Ankh didn't really wanted to ask them.

Even if they kept on telling him it was fine to ask questions.

"Are you going to stay down here like that?"
regalreptile: (3)

[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-30 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[thirty minutes later......]

...and thus ended the Age of Gods, when mighty Lizard God smote the pitiful human and beastfolk cities from the earth for the first of what would prove to be many, many times. Next we transition into the Age of Kings, which- oh, but I shall require props for this. Tell the majestic King Ba'gunar where he might find a sheet and some steel piping!
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[personal profile] papersplz 2015-08-30 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is the part where some paper flies out, impossibly folding itself into a pair of handcuffs and trying to slip over the other girl's hands. ]

Doesn't mean I'm defenseless!
wee_willie_worthless: (I am not badass enough to pose.)

[personal profile] wee_willie_worthless 2015-08-30 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't make any noises....

[Let the fidgeting intensify, and the failing to make eye contact commence. This tiny thing is gonna stick to her story about this matter. At least, until pressed.]
timelapsed: (smiles mean bad things)

[personal profile] timelapsed 2015-08-30 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Excellent!

When the next hand is dealt, Max keeps her cards face-down on the table. Of course, she already knows what they are. ]


At least it's a change of pace, right?
timelapsed: (always waiting on chloe)

[personal profile] timelapsed 2015-08-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I... don't actually know what souls do. But I know they must do something, or else we wouldn't have them.

[personal profile] inventor_king 2015-08-30 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Why...don't we save that one for later? After all...

[Think fast...]

After all I can't truly appreciate the tale while I'm stuck in this mask, can I? Interferes with my hearing.
kishishi: (wat)

[personal profile] kishishi 2015-08-30 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, wow, no. This place smells worse than a million outhouses. [ The witchy girl has a strong breeze around her, keeping the more noxious fumes away. ] You have horrible taste.
crabkind: (to join the black parade)

[personal profile] crabkind 2015-08-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat's eyes narrow. well, this was going nowhere, fast. and it was distracting him from his donut adventure]

All right! Wow. Stop sniveling. I asked a simple question.
fumorousdischarge: (Tha pitiable cretin)

[personal profile] fumorousdischarge 2015-08-30 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I concede tha prowess in life's most basic skills is equaled only by infants and small animals.
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[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-30 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Good point! So ensconced in his tale was Mighty King Ba'gunar that he forgot about the strange mask you wear. Take it off, knave! Have you no manners, to wear such a gawdy talisman in a king's presence!?
originaloddcouple: (Excited Duo)

[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2015-08-30 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, food is supposed to be in hands!

That's how we get it to the mouths!

[How this is what they thought she meant is a mystery.]
wee_willie_worthless: (I need help!)

[personal profile] wee_willie_worthless 2015-08-30 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Ahhh, leggo, leggo, let goooooooo~

Half crying, half shouting, more than half mad with panic, those paper cuffs shatter like, well like they were made of paper under the strength of a shipgirl mad with fear and adrenaline. Or whatever pumps in her veins. She sprays the sky with AA rounds for a few seconds, deafening bangs from her shells far louder than the tiny gun that fires them-Elise might see one of the bullets whizzing by expand suddenly into a five-inch wide shell.

And then the barking begins.
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[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-30 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Your reverence is duly noted! [ba'gunar didn't understand a word she said, but he knows a concession when he hears it.] Strange, though, how so many of these underlings are incapable of appreciating this most fine summer day. Mayhaps we must needs rouse them?
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[personal profile] regalreptile 2015-08-30 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
King Ba'gunar's tastebuds are of a superior, regal quality! Surely t'is you, human maid, who suffer from a taste defect! Oh, how I pity you and your ignoble human senses- never to know the world as it was meant to be known!
kishishi: (happy face)

Kali Flower | Dragonball OC

[personal profile] kishishi 2015-08-30 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ 1-F ]
[ Congratulations, Lucky Queen Olivia, you get to see Kali Flower in a fancy dress. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

She's technically supposed to be working the party, but instead she's working the party, moving around the dance floor and dancing with various girls from around the multiverse. And maybe the occasional guy, but only if she's feeling sorry for them.

This isn't exactly what she signed up for, but it's definitely one of its perks.

Too bad she doesn't know how to dance. Feel free to call her out for dancing badly, or for stepping on your toes. Whoops. ]


[ 2-A ]
[ Okay, so Kali technically works here, but nobody has ever seen her working. Ever.

What is she even supposed to be doing? Nobody knows. It's one the boat's seven mysteries.

Whatever the case, she can usually be found lounging around in some of the excessively comfortable chairs in the break room. But today she seems to be poking at the break room's coffee machine. Which is sparking. And also on fire at the same time. ]


How are you even supposed to work this thing...?

[ 3-B to 3-E ]
[ Kali isn't terribly impressed by the jumps, but when they arrive on a gas giant... ]

Wait, wait.... don't these kind of planets rain diamonds!? [ Kali how on earth is that the one science fact you know?

She looks dead serious, though, as she holds out a hand. Her broom zips over to it. ]


I'm going out there. [ Somebody stop her. ]
Edited 2015-08-30 04:11 (UTC)

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