Call me out

[hatesdrdinosaur]

Call me out: A roleplaying meme

Esmeralda "Granny" Weatherwax The most feared witch of the Ramtops	Atomic Robo Tesla Nuclear powered, wise cracking, artificially intelligent robot	Amethyst Sassy shapeshifting purple alien
Elka Spellwright Fantasy FBI agent	Detritus Silicon based life form and police sergeant	Zaphod Beeblebrox Just this guy, you know?

Need some prompts to get a thread going?

1: The last roll - Or fighting over food. You both reached for the last of something at the same time, and now you're making dangerous eye contact
2: Wild West AU - Gunfights at high noon! Tense poker games in saloons! Daring train robberies! It's the Wild West!
3: Stuck together - Stuck in a broken elevator, crammed into the last two seats on the bus, caught in one of those finger traps. You literally can't get away from each other
4: Deep CR - When you've known each other for a while, and it's time to reveal your deepest secrets, startling confessions, and tragic pasts.
5: Sky Diving - You either just jumped out of a plane or are about to. Hope you both brought a parachute.
6: Resort - White sand beaches, blue waters, cool drinks, relaxation. Possibly Bond-esque intrigue? I don't know. It's late and I'm tired.
7: Doomed Last Stand - You're all going to die. Make them speak your name in fearful whispers for centuries.
8: Canon fusion AU - Both canons are crammed together into some kind of horrible abomination. Or just one of you is crammed into the other's canon.
9: Booze - Yer drunk. Go home. You do remember where home is, right?
10: Wild Card - Take your destiny into your own hands. Make your own prompt.

Comments

1, Granny

[theworldisfullof]

[So. It has come to this. Tokaku is hungry, dammit. Being a bodyguard takes it out of you, at least when your charge is as popular a mark as hers. Either way, she doesn't have a great deal of respect for her elders. Most of them either ruin her life or constantly spam her with nonsensical riddles.]

Hm.

3, Amethyst

[kindergartencop]

Oh for...

[She keeps pressing the button and nothing is happening. Why is nothing happening? She knows it probably won't do any good, but there's only so much a Gem can do right now.

Peridot groans and slumps her shoulders. Why did this ridiculous human conveyance (she'd heard somebody call it an elevator, but that's absurd because it goes up and down) have to break now of all times? Now she's here, in this cramped box, alone, with a Crystal Gem.]

You have got to be kidding me.