Guybrush's Deal: The son of a fairly well-to-do couple, Guybrush was put into a boarding school in an attempt to try to straighten him out. All it really did was make him want out as much as possible. Having read his fair share of pirate stories, he's decided he wants to be a Mighty Pirate (tm), sailing around, finding exotic treasures, swashbuckling, etc. etc. (He's not one of THOSE pirates, though, so less pillaging and other nasty "ings.") He's read all the books, learned all the tips, he just... needs a boat. He's the sort of guy who attaches to an adventure on ACCIDENT.

Plot Hooks:
- Parents aren't dead, so anybody who knows about Threepwood Shipping might be able to make a connection.
- He's gonna get a boat! No idea how long he will be able to hold on to said boat!
- Pretty much the thief of the party, except he only steals "useful" things most of the time and leaves the actual looting towards stuff found in ancient temples or whatnot.
- The type to be a thorn in villains' sides on accident.
- Also the type to seem completely unreliable until he IS reliable.