[Oh darn it, his giddiness over his toys is winning out over common sense]

You see how thin the blade is? It's because I had to make it narrow in order to fit in the other armaments a Knight needs. The top most button unleashes a grappling hook, and pressing it again would retract it so that the knight can effortlessly scale the wall! It's also equipped with a mini-catapult, a compass since we're not allowed to have maps, a hammer, a corkscrew for stubborn flasks, and a can opener!