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General voice test
Mar. 2nd, 2015 01:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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[Congratulations, smart person. Your application to work at the Tesladyne institute has been processed. All that remains is the interview with the institute's founder, the intelligent robot known as Atomic Robo. Robo is by far the most unusual thing in the office, which is otherwise utterly mundane. You've never seen a robot wearing a t-shirt.]
Glad you could make it, take a seat.
-2-
[Downtown is being trashed by a sixty foot tarantula that is spitting green fireballs]
I can think of five reasons why that can't possibly exist off the top of my head.
[Despite the physical impossibility of it, it just ate a mail-man. Robo slumps his shoulders.]
There are guns in the truck.
-3-
[You're both on the way to a mission in the depths of the Amazon Rain Forest, on a helicopter. Robo takes you aside at one point on the trip.]
Listen, we're going to be going into enemy territory for this one, so you'll need to be prepared.
[As you contemplate how you THOUGHT you were going to check out some vine covered ruins that had risen out of the ground mysteriously, Robo leads you to a large crate in the back labeled "Bug repellent". He flips the latch and the top pops open to reveal that the crate is full of guns.]
[Congratulations, smart person. Your application to work at the Tesladyne institute has been processed. All that remains is the interview with the institute's founder, the intelligent robot known as Atomic Robo. Robo is by far the most unusual thing in the office, which is otherwise utterly mundane. You've never seen a robot wearing a t-shirt.]
Glad you could make it, take a seat.
-2-
[Downtown is being trashed by a sixty foot tarantula that is spitting green fireballs]
I can think of five reasons why that can't possibly exist off the top of my head.
[Despite the physical impossibility of it, it just ate a mail-man. Robo slumps his shoulders.]
There are guns in the truck.
-3-
[You're both on the way to a mission in the depths of the Amazon Rain Forest, on a helicopter. Robo takes you aside at one point on the trip.]
Listen, we're going to be going into enemy territory for this one, so you'll need to be prepared.
[As you contemplate how you THOUGHT you were going to check out some vine covered ruins that had risen out of the ground mysteriously, Robo leads you to a large crate in the back labeled "Bug repellent". He flips the latch and the top pops open to reveal that the crate is full of guns.]
