General voice test

[justthehardway]

-1-

[At the front desk. The following is delivered in a monotone]

Hello and welcome to the Piltover Police Department. Sheriff Caitlyn is out right now on business and has left me to hold down the fort and not cause any trouble. How can I help you today?

-2-

[Vi just got a long dressing down from the chief of police (or some other authority feature) for the excessive property damage she tends to cause while in pursuit of wrong doers. Vi's response:]

Oh hey, hang on a tic I just added an upgrade that is perfect for this situation.

[She pushes a button on the right powerfist, then extends her middle finger in authority's general direction. After a few seconds, the finger starts shooting fireworks.]

-3-

[Hot pursuit! You broke the law, and now Vi has you cornered, at least for a few seconds.]

Is this the part where you resist arrest? PLEASE tell me it's the part where you resist arrest. That's my favorite part!