There were a million quests in Zoey's quest log, but she was ignoring them today. Today was a day for fucking around on the beach of the Free Isles.
She was wearing her reward from a questline she had finished a few days ago: a bikini that only stay on because of the magic of virtual reality. In actual reality, she would have been popping out of her top every time she moved. She was also setting up a volleyball net.
Once she had it all set up and ready, she announced to the beach at large: "If anyone beats me at volley ball I will go down on them right then and there!"
That ought to get some bites.
-7: Victory Lap-
Zoey honestly didn't REALLY care about the combat in the game that much. She played a healer so she could avoid having to like, hit people. But she did try her best, just to avoid ruining the experience for her party, and she was reasonably good at it. Over the last few weeks, her current group had been meeting again and again to try and take down the dreaded fuccubus, only to party wipe each time against the monster's bewildering array of status effects and conditions.
Finally, Zoey had broken down and done the one thing she hated most: looked up strategies on a wiki. She didn't want to think about mechanics she wanted to think about having fun with hot people, but dying over and over wasn't fun, so there it was.
It paid off though. This time, Zoey actually knew what skills to use to counter the fuccubus' magic, allowing the rest of the party to be able to beat it into a paste.
With a final mighty blow from the warrior, the fuccubus collapsed to the ground in a suggestive pose and started saying something about "oh no you big strong mighty heroes have defeated me" but Zoey wasn't listening. Fucking NPCs was, in her eyes, basically just masturbating, and she could do that any time. Instead, she let out a whoop of victory, ignoring the defeated monster entirely, and jumped into the arms of the person nearest to her, wrapping her legs around their waist and giving them a big sloppy kiss.
-9: Frat Party-
The latest patch had added the ability to drink alcohol in the game and actually feel drunk, and Zoey was taking advantage of it. Outside the window of the penthouse apartment in the Serene Republic, the city glittered in every direction, flashing with holograms and neon as far as the eye could see, but that expansive view would be lucky to get a second glance tonight. After several glowing blue drinks in shot glasses, Zoey was feeling pretty good about things, and had ripped her shirt off and jumped up on a table to start dancing to the music. Her shirt had said "Look but don't touch" on it, but underneath, on her naked chest, she had written "Look AND touch!!!!"
"WOOOOO!" she shouted, "HOT GIRL SUMMER! SOMEBODY DANCE WITH ME!"
Zoey Dixon | Original | OTA
There were a million quests in Zoey's quest log, but she was ignoring them today. Today was a day for fucking around on the beach of the Free Isles.
She was wearing her reward from a questline she had finished a few days ago: a bikini that only stay on because of the magic of virtual reality. In actual reality, she would have been popping out of her top every time she moved. She was also setting up a volleyball net.
Once she had it all set up and ready, she announced to the beach at large: "If anyone beats me at volley ball I will go down on them right then and there!"
That ought to get some bites.
-7: Victory Lap-
Zoey honestly didn't REALLY care about the combat in the game that much. She played a healer so she could avoid having to like, hit people. But she did try her best, just to avoid ruining the experience for her party, and she was reasonably good at it. Over the last few weeks, her current group had been meeting again and again to try and take down the dreaded fuccubus, only to party wipe each time against the monster's bewildering array of status effects and conditions.
Finally, Zoey had broken down and done the one thing she hated most: looked up strategies on a wiki. She didn't want to think about mechanics she wanted to think about having fun with hot people, but dying over and over wasn't fun, so there it was.
It paid off though. This time, Zoey actually knew what skills to use to counter the fuccubus' magic, allowing the rest of the party to be able to beat it into a paste.
With a final mighty blow from the warrior, the fuccubus collapsed to the ground in a suggestive pose and started saying something about "oh no you big strong mighty heroes have defeated me" but Zoey wasn't listening. Fucking NPCs was, in her eyes, basically just masturbating, and she could do that any time. Instead, she let out a whoop of victory, ignoring the defeated monster entirely, and jumped into the arms of the person nearest to her, wrapping her legs around their waist and giving them a big sloppy kiss.
-9: Frat Party-
The latest patch had added the ability to drink alcohol in the game and actually feel drunk, and Zoey was taking advantage of it. Outside the window of the penthouse apartment in the Serene Republic, the city glittered in every direction, flashing with holograms and neon as far as the eye could see, but that expansive view would be lucky to get a second glance tonight. After several glowing blue drinks in shot glasses, Zoey was feeling pretty good about things, and had ripped her shirt off and jumped up on a table to start dancing to the music. Her shirt had said "Look but don't touch" on it, but underneath, on her naked chest, she had written "Look AND touch!!!!"
"WOOOOO!" she shouted, "HOT GIRL SUMMER! SOMEBODY DANCE WITH ME!"